MAGA melts down over ‘WOKE MARXIST POPE’ who is a ‘Never Trumper liberal’

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/maga-woke-american-pope-leo-xiv-b2747600.html

35 comments

  1. Any real Christian should dislike Trump. Jesus was an immigrant!

  2. So just admit it MAGA is anti any Jesus that isn’t the color of orange soda wearing a toupee.

  4. MAGA snowflakes need to get the fuck over themselves. The Pope does not have to be politically correct for them.

  6. > “Sir, I do not approve of your methods!”

    > “Yeah? Well you’re not from Chicago.”

  7. They should just admit they don’t follow god, they follow trump – that would at least make them honest about their idolatry

  8. MAGA style Christians think it’s “woke” to follow the teachings of JC.

  9. He’s not woke, he’s just not an asshole.

    Compassion and empathy are not complicated to understand.

  10. Popes know evil when they see it. There is no more selfish evil movement in the world right now than MAGA.

  11. Trump himself is going to insult this guy on the internet within a week. Just watch.

  13. Funny the last Pope had a few choice things to say about those who confuse ideology with God in America. Checks out so far.

  14. At this point atheist have a better chance of going to heaven than MAGA

  15. Maybe it’s time the MAGA crowd find a new religion. I don’t think Christianity is the right fit. The far option would be the Church of Satan, but I’m pretty sure the Satanists wouldn’t take them. 

  17. This is a perfect moment where they are screaming that they are not, in fact, Christian.

  18. Die mad about it, fucken snowflakes.
    For the crowd who screams “fuck your feelings”, you sure seem to have a lot of feelings about anything that isn’t myopically conservative.

  19. Note for MAGA: A vast majority of the people on Earth are never Trumpers

  20. He’s an actual Christian and espouses Christian principles. MAGA can’t fucking stand that.

  21. Maybe he should visit all the immigration detention centers in the US.  One a day at random.

    I mean, he’s a citizen and entitled to travel any where in the 50 states.

    I wonder what a pussy like Trump would do with this dilemma.

  22. Well traditionally they’re *supposed* to pick someone who’ll piss off the Antichrist.

  23. Anyone who actually believes in the teachings of Jesus would be against Trump.

    He’s the antichrist down to the mark on his followers in the form of red hats.

  24. ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

  25. Yes.

    *Marxist liberal*

    Those two, not mutually exclusive terms.

  26. They rage not because Christianity strays from truth, but because it refuses to mirror their vision of faith; twisted, cruel, and hollow.

    To them, religion is but a mask for malice, and they wear it with theatrical devotion.

  27. The entire world is anti-Trump. There is a small cult like faction is this country who is responsible for economic uncertainty, cruelty, lawlessness, etc.

  28. Wow, so they elected a shade-throwing progressive from Chicago.

    It’s like Trump’s dumb ass said “I’d sure like to be pope!” and they *immediately* turned around and picked the most Obama-like candidate they could find.

  29. If you’re raging about the pope being a far left liberal, maybe you need to look at yourself and how the fuck you ended up on the side of rapists, racists, Nazis and fascists.

  30. Fuck them. The world does not revolve around the MAGA movement. These MAGA charlatans don’t realize that the only relationship that Trump has to God is that he is the Anti-Christ.

  31. If MAGA hates him, he’s the right man for the job.
    Props to the Conclave. They nailed it.

  34. He’s going to follow the Bible. That alone makes him no friend of MAGA. I’m sure they were hoping for someone who would get rid of that pesky verse: “When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them.” Make it more modern like: When a foreigner resides among you in your land, report them to ICE so they can be immediately sent to a country without due process where they have no guarantees of safety.

    Not to mention, “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” I’m sure this one chaps their collective hides.

  35. Here’s a fun fact:

    A lot of Popes have historically tried to choose Papal names that reflect what they plan to do, how they plan to guide the church, or what they hope their legacy will be, usually by choosing the name of a Pope that did something similar.

    The new Pope chose the same name as a [Pope](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Leo_I) that is best known for somehow dissuading imminent destruction by a [rampaging barbarian who was fueled by arrogance and a lust for conflict, and whose empire collapsed shortly after his death](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attila).

    So, there might be a hint in there about what he believes his role is going to be.

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