All the headlines are being wile dramatic with the smoke
“New Pope Elected As White Smoke Jizzes Ropes All Over Rome!!!”
Great day to be a Catholic
An American Pope.
Dear God. Another Triumph for Trump 😉
Great day! I just drafted my letter with a request for excommunication after prayer revealing it to me as a load of shite. Still watching because I put a bet on ;P
The Americans don’t deserve a pope
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Hmmm American? 🤔
Joe Duffy???
I believe he’s being sponsored by a soft drinks company a d will.take rake the name ‘Sikola’….
First American Pope elected as Cardinal Robert Prevost becomes the 267th pope
Will it be a Catholic Pope or a Protestant Pope?
Simon Harris wondering where the other fifteen chapels are.
USA! USA! Take that NYC!
The deep dish pope
Wait a minute! So Vance basically assassinates Pope Francis and then an American Pope is elected?
Have at it, conspiracy theorists.
Musk paid off the cardinals
Oh no.
You sure its not the smoke of yakitori over binchotan charcoal- because that sure is white smoke
let this sink in we got an American Pope before an Irish Pope despite Ireland being a Catholic Nation for a little over 1,300 years longer then America has even been a country …………………. wow
Only way for Vatican City to get the tariffs off of them
“People are saying, many people, that this new Pope, the American one, he’s doing incredible things. Never been a Pope like this. He’s got gold crosses, gold slippers, maybe even gold holy water, I don’t know, we’re looking into it. And he’s tough, very tough on sin. Confession? You get two minutes, maybe less. No more of this crying and lighting candles stuff. We don’t have time! He’s blessing people so fast, record blessings, nobody’s ever seen anything like it. And he’s doing rallies,big rallies, at St. Peter’s, overflowing. Angels are crying, folks. Some are calling him the ‘Pope of Profit,’ which, by the way, I came up with. The Vatican’s winning again. And frankly, it’s because he’s American.”
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Please be an African conservative just for the laugh.
(It’s an Italian)
Holy smokes
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🚨HERE WE GO
All the headlines are being wile dramatic with the smoke
“New Pope Elected As White Smoke Jizzes Ropes All Over Rome!!!”
Great day to be a Catholic
An American Pope.
Dear God. Another Triumph for Trump 😉
Great day! I just drafted my letter with a request for excommunication after prayer revealing it to me as a load of shite. Still watching because I put a bet on ;P
The Americans don’t deserve a pope
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Hmmm American? 🤔
Joe Duffy???
I believe he’s being sponsored by a soft drinks company a d will.take rake the name ‘Sikola’….
First American Pope elected as Cardinal Robert Prevost becomes the 267th pope
Will it be a Catholic Pope or a Protestant Pope?
Simon Harris wondering where the other fifteen chapels are.
USA! USA! Take that NYC!
The deep dish pope
Wait a minute! So Vance basically assassinates Pope Francis and then an American Pope is elected?
Have at it, conspiracy theorists.
Musk paid off the cardinals
Oh no.
You sure its not the smoke of yakitori over binchotan charcoal- because that sure is white smoke
let this sink in we got an American Pope before an Irish Pope despite Ireland being a Catholic Nation for a little over 1,300 years longer then America has even been a country …………………. wow
Only way for Vatican City to get the tariffs off of them
“People are saying, many people, that this new Pope, the American one, he’s doing incredible things. Never been a Pope like this. He’s got gold crosses, gold slippers, maybe even gold holy water, I don’t know, we’re looking into it. And he’s tough, very tough on sin. Confession? You get two minutes, maybe less. No more of this crying and lighting candles stuff. We don’t have time! He’s blessing people so fast, record blessings, nobody’s ever seen anything like it. And he’s doing rallies,big rallies, at St. Peter’s, overflowing. Angels are crying, folks. Some are calling him the ‘Pope of Profit,’ which, by the way, I came up with. The Vatican’s winning again. And frankly, it’s because he’s American.”
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Ahhh there he is now anyway……
May God bless him. It’s nice to see a Pope with more traditional values once again.
https://www.pillarcatholic.com/p/vatican-congregation-member-allowed%5BCatholic church gonna catholic church](https://www.pillarcatholic.com/p/vatican-congregation-member-allowed)
Last pope was American too
Fecking robbed
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Leo Di Poperio!
Jaysus, poor oul Francie is not even in the ground a wet week and they have a new lad in the job already. Hope Leo is up to the job!
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