Real Jesus is too woke for MAGAs, so they invented a different version of Jesus that hates immigrants and loves rich people.
Pope francis was playing 4d chess
If you ignore the homophobic stuff and the hiding a diddler priest in his church he’s very progressive…
He’s not even woke. He’s been clear he thinks homosexuality is a sin. Very clear he’s not allowing women to join the clergy. He was part of the generation of bishops who moved pedo priests from place to place.
All he wants is the church and its faithful to care about the poor and refugees more. That’s not woke. That’s basic human decency.
Jesus is woke
Imagine being more out of touch than the Catholic Church.
MAGA: Hold my chalice.
Crazy how much redhats are hating this new pope who FOLLOWS THE BIBLE.
Is he woke though? Isn’t he anti LGBT?
Oh, it’s already full blown… eat up.
Guess what? The new Pope will be the first famous American who will be able to tell it like it is about Trump and not face reprisals.
ask goog about prevost and the kiddy fiddling club…. go on.
Do you really think it would matter who they picked? Right wingers would have freaked out regardless. At its core, the main teaching of JC are completely the antithesis of their entire ideology.
New popey is actually pretty centrist. Quite conservative on abortion and homosexuality / gender issues. But more progressive about labour and immigration.
Jesus himself would be far too “woke” for America. Help the poor? They arent about that shit.
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I was scared the new pope would be batshit crazy and would support maga
Authorities say the woke pope can be recognized by his modest loafers and incredibly charitable sermons
“The promotion of gender ideology is confusing, because it seeks to create genders that don’t exist.” – Pope Leo XIV
It’s almost as if Christ himself preached love and empathy instead of cruelty and hatred. Who ever thought those could be core Christian values? /s

why did trump concede defeat so fast, he should challenge the voting results
https://youtu.be/fvevuVT-iC0?si=mawnlHh4JNe4eKZb
Real Jesus is too woke for MAGAs, so they invented a different version of Jesus that hates immigrants and loves rich people.
Pope francis was playing 4d chess
If you ignore the homophobic stuff and the hiding a diddler priest in his church he’s very progressive…
He’s not even woke. He’s been clear he thinks homosexuality is a sin. Very clear he’s not allowing women to join the clergy. He was part of the generation of bishops who moved pedo priests from place to place.
All he wants is the church and its faithful to care about the poor and refugees more. That’s not woke. That’s basic human decency.
Jesus is woke
Imagine being more out of touch than the Catholic Church.
MAGA: Hold my chalice.
Crazy how much redhats are hating this new pope who FOLLOWS THE BIBLE.
Is he woke though? Isn’t he anti LGBT?
Oh, it’s already full blown… eat up.
Guess what? The new Pope will be the first famous American who will be able to tell it like it is about Trump and not face reprisals.
ask goog about prevost and the kiddy fiddling club…. go on.
Do you really think it would matter who they picked? Right wingers would have freaked out regardless. At its core, the main teaching of JC are completely the antithesis of their entire ideology.
New popey is actually pretty centrist. Quite conservative on abortion and homosexuality / gender issues. But more progressive about labour and immigration.
Jesus himself would be far too “woke” for America. Help the poor? They arent about that shit.
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