Eurobros, we are so back

by Cubelock

31 comments
  1. The Swiss right now

    ![gif](giphy|lq4zZge5wmOEFecKu8|downsized)

  2. I’ve just been reading about this, it decays immediately after turning to gold. So not only have you not got any gold, your leads also fucked off too.

  3. John Dee about to raise from his grave and piss in your face.

  4. The swiss may have a slight addiction to gold, just saying…

  5. >Eurobros, we are so back

    We can talk about “we” when the EU stop’s blackmailing us to switch to dynamic bilateral agreements (which will **never** happen) to circumvent our direct democracy.

    EDIT:
    Downvote me as long as you want you Brussels cocksuckers. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re just as protectionist as the “evil” from whom you like to morally distance yourself all the time.

    And you’re pulling exactly the same shit with the British and Norwegians and then expect us to be a “United Europe.”

  6. glad they are trying to find a renewal source to the jews they got the gold from

  7. Will Switzerland fully take over CERN through military occupation?

  8. America has discovered weapons of mass destruction in Switzerland and will be intervening

  9. If it looks like gold, and it smells like gold, it is probably gold.

    Who cares about duration, we can do intraday trades nowadays.

    Bring it on, I think we have found a way out of our debt crisis!

  10. Imagine how the global economy would react if they got it to be stable…

  11. (briefly) is such a great add to any sensationnal title.

    Scientists can cure HIV (briefly).

  12. How old is this? I thought we did this decades ago…

  13. A bit late Switzerland, the Germans were the first to turn lead into gold, in the 1930s.

  14. We can turn lead into gold since narnia, it’s called chemistry

  15. Imagine how dumb it would be to render the world’s number one value reserve into something banal.

  16. ![gif](giphy|149eCxEQPfhwyY)

    Merlin only turns lead into water. But it’s useful if you’re lost in a desert.

  17. Can they switch this timeline to a normal one where Trump is in prison and the pope is a Luigi again?

  18. Maybe locating CERN in Switzerland wasn‘t such a good idea

  19. Where is this CERN thing ? I might know why it was only briefly and want ~~a piece of it too~~ to test my hypothesis.

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