Walton Goggins Uses His ‘SNL’ Monologue to Reflect on Being a Sex Symbol at 53 — Despite Some Headlines Praising His ‘Receding Hairline’

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1. >“Some of my friends have even asked me, ‘Walton, what’s it like to become a sex symbol at 53 years old?’ And you know what, if I’m being honest, it feels fantastic.”

   >Goggins then proceeded to pull up media headlines as receipts, including Cosmopolitan’s article titled “Are We All Horny for Walton Goggins’s Receding Hairline?” Goggins responded by quipping: “I’ve had the same hairline since I was seven. It’s not receding, it’s holding its ground.”

   >After pulling up the headline “Hollywood’s Newest Heartthrob Is a Greasy, Depressing Little Man Whom No One Saw Coming,” Goggins joked and said: “Thank you? For some reason, the part of that headline that offends me the most is the word ‘whom.’ It just sounds pretentious.”

2. I have the same hairline and deal with everyone calling it receding and me a sex symbol all the time too it’s annoying

3. yikes i thought this dude was like 72

4. Is this guy in that annoying commercial? Goggins for your noggin or something like that.

5. All he wants is $2 million and an 8ball, is that so much to ask?

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