Absolute bollix. Its 2022. We have electric cars and space tourism, but we can’t come up with one of these that works.

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  1. I don’t think you understand. Going to the spaceship just requires some ez rocket boosters and some fire.

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    What’s required here is defying the laws of physics – it’s not like this technology exists

  2. I feel the same way about those cereal bags. Is there actually a way of opening them that allows you to pour the cereal consistently every time?

  3. A combination of the thinnest plastic possible with the strongest glue available. 90% of the time the tab will just rip off.

    One time I actually manage to open one, but when I tried to peel it further it just ripped the plastic straight down the middle of the packet.

  4. Of course we can; proper self-resealing packaging has existed for a long time, but since it’s more expensive and very few consumers choose their deli meat on the basis of whether the peel-and-reseal packaging actually works, manufacturers choose to use the cheaper stuff instead to increase profits. Just another example of the inevitable race-to-the-bottom effects of capitalism.

  5. If you’re willing to pay the price of a space tour or an electric car you could buy one that works and have change left over to pay someone to open it for you

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