I don’t think you understand. Going to the spaceship just requires some ez rocket boosters and some fire.
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What’s required here is defying the laws of physics – it’s not like this technology exists
anything that comes in those packets is pure shit anyway
They work most of the time
This is getting about as funny as the immersion.
I feel the same way about those cereal bags. Is there actually a way of opening them that allows you to pour the cereal consistently every time?
It works. If it was more complex, you would pay 15 euro for the package and 2 euro for the food inside of it.
A combination of the thinnest plastic possible with the strongest glue available. 90% of the time the tab will just rip off.
One time I actually manage to open one, but when I tried to peel it further it just ripped the plastic straight down the middle of the packet.
Of course we can; proper self-resealing packaging has existed for a long time, but since it’s more expensive and very few consumers choose their deli meat on the basis of whether the peel-and-reseal packaging actually works, manufacturers choose to use the cheaper stuff instead to increase profits. Just another example of the inevitable race-to-the-bottom effects of capitalism.
It just takes a little patience, standing in your socks in the kitchen by the open fridge door for about 3 minutes.
In the future, there will be no plastic on consumer goods.
They work exactly the way the companies want them to work.
If you’re willing to pay the price of a space tour or an electric car you could buy one that works and have change left over to pay someone to open it for you
I was about to make a video and post it here few days ago about this. Says Open Here, more like ‘die trying’ lol
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I don’t think you understand. Going to the spaceship just requires some ez rocket boosters and some fire.
​
What’s required here is defying the laws of physics – it’s not like this technology exists
anything that comes in those packets is pure shit anyway
They work most of the time
This is getting about as funny as the immersion.
I feel the same way about those cereal bags. Is there actually a way of opening them that allows you to pour the cereal consistently every time?
It works. If it was more complex, you would pay 15 euro for the package and 2 euro for the food inside of it.
A combination of the thinnest plastic possible with the strongest glue available. 90% of the time the tab will just rip off.
One time I actually manage to open one, but when I tried to peel it further it just ripped the plastic straight down the middle of the packet.
Of course we can; proper self-resealing packaging has existed for a long time, but since it’s more expensive and very few consumers choose their deli meat on the basis of whether the peel-and-reseal packaging actually works, manufacturers choose to use the cheaper stuff instead to increase profits. Just another example of the inevitable race-to-the-bottom effects of capitalism.
It just takes a little patience, standing in your socks in the kitchen by the open fridge door for about 3 minutes.
They’re my kryptonite!
The chips-ahoy ones work quite well
[This post reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHngY3iJBCo&ab_channel=verbalbhargava)
In the future, there will be no plastic on consumer goods.
They work exactly the way the companies want them to work.
If you’re willing to pay the price of a space tour or an electric car you could buy one that works and have change left over to pay someone to open it for you
I was about to make a video and post it here few days ago about this. Says Open Here, more like ‘die trying’ lol