Congratulations on the set of keys.

by GreatBritishMemes

23 comments
  1. Got enough money to get his keys cut at timpsons

  2. Jokes on them because I now have a clean image of that keys so in theory I could 3D print the keys

  3. I assumed its a joke about people who say just stop drinking coffee and you will be able to afford an house

  4. Meh, they must be well off in the first place if they never gave up their avocados.

  5. “Greater love hath no man than this: to lay down one’s life for his friends (or to give up Netflix and coffee).”

  6. Yet you can’t afford a car with a flip up key which is pretty much every car made in the last 15 years

  7. Ooh ooh I know this, you stopped doing those things. And today you finally could afford to rent the keys for 2 hours.

    Loo, at you all frown up and living the dream….

  8. They could finally afford that trip to the fancy house so they can jingle their keys at a “sophisticated” cat.

  9. This caption is so millennial it’s making me sick. And I’m a millennial.

  10. They drank so much coffee they went into a coma after going cold turkey. Work paid them sick leave for 6 months. Woke up minted. Bought a house. Attainable goals.

  11. ‘We did a thing’ makes me think it’s a couple, 4 coffees a day makes for £2600ish. What no ones considered is this could be a polycule of upwards of 40 people. I dare say they could afford to do a thing with that kind of money

  12. Yes because six months of saving money from cancelling Netflix and not buying coffee to go somehow equates to having the money to buy a property lmao

    It’s the same type of people who claim “if you never spent money on cigarettes you’d have been able to afford a porsche or Ferrari” while they themselves very much don’t own a porsche or Ferrari

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