Can’t imagine how incredibly awkward going to the hospital for such a “problem” would be
I believe Adam Kay wrote a section on this in one of his books!
the rolling pin tho 😭
Only 350,000? That’s actually not that much considering it’s more common than you realise haha. Aortic stents can cost 25K each so £350,000 is only a small tiny portion of an NHS budget lol.
I feel sorry for the 1 in a million person where it was actually an accident. Who’s going to believe them? 🤣
What about small cylinders?
I thought it would be a lot more than that, kind of disappointed really
Remember folks, no flared base means gone without a trace 👍
I hope no one got a rolling pin stuck up there. And i believe that would require a running start and a jump
I am having a biopsy today can’t wait to get the camera up the bottom to see what’s going on
For this type of shit we should be charging people. I have no sympathy for someone that shoves a dough roller up their arse.
Is that it?
Come on UK. Get the lube out
Why not try cumming out a window?
Just use a dildo? They’re not even expensive.
PENS, PENCILS
Is that a football pump?
Just came up with an idea: A tv show where we collectively raise funds as a nation for these poor souls who get things stuck up their bum. We’ll call it Brown Nose Day.
Worth it
All you need is for one of them to have stuck £350k up there and it all evens out.
Y’all are getting paid???
I’m gonna need to see this figure on the side of a bus before I believe it
My mate is a Dr and he says the best part of it is the post extraction bit where, because whatever they take out is still the legal property of whoever shoved it up there, they have to ask if they want it back. Says the looks on their faces is absolutely brilliant 😀
My gosh. A few people seem to be… shafting the NHS!
What arseholes.
😉
There was a programme years ago with someone in the same situation, him explaining it was hilarious
I know a guy that hosted a massive charity golf day at his club for his son who “fell” on a bottle of shampoo in the shower 😂😂
Pfft, I’m gonna make it £400k
That’s really not a lot of money.
There used to be a website called thebuttpage which had loads of these I was washing the dog in the shower and this happened stories. Not sure if it is still about.
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches. This means you can take almost 2 full raccoons up your bum
What about non-random, carefully selected objects?
*Asking for a friend.*
A mate of mine is a proctologist and he regularly removes things from peoples bums. £350k is nothing when you consider how much he earns
Se ms very cheap tbh. I feel like it should be much higher
The NHS probably spends more than that on a single individual with a genetic condition. That said, dildos with flared bases are cheap.
I wonder, if at anytime, someone did actually fall on it by accident?
Honestly Doctor i have no idea how the cement mixer got there!
I’ve seen rolling pins. Pens. Balls lost vibrators pool noodle. Toy cars. Dolls head in my 30+ years as health professional.
Won’t even talk about the people and pets pleasuring them injuries
I lost something
At least it’s not going to the hospital because you’ve got a cylinder trapped in an M&Ms tube.
Only 350000?? May be for each NHS trust, A guy recently put a Tesco pesto can in his bum, and it got stuck and broke. This one incident alone cost the trust a fortune. Imagine how much it costs nationwide in a year . I have got one hundred incidents like this from one month 😀
probably a dumb question, but why can’t one simply pass it like a poop. What do they do when they perform surgery to get it out? Do they actually cut you open or reach in and grab it?
It is a small price to pay for human curiosity
It’s a price I’m willing to pay.
Seems reasonable. Cut a couple execs salaries and let the people have their fun.
Little guys must have crawled up there for warmth.
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Can’t imagine how incredibly awkward going to the hospital for such a “problem” would be
I believe Adam Kay wrote a section on this in one of his books!
the rolling pin tho 😭
Only 350,000? That’s actually not that much considering it’s more common than you realise haha. Aortic stents can cost 25K each so £350,000 is only a small tiny portion of an NHS budget lol.
I feel sorry for the 1 in a million person where it was actually an accident. Who’s going to believe them? 🤣
What about small cylinders?
I thought it would be a lot more than that, kind of disappointed really
Remember folks, no flared base means gone without a trace 👍
I hope no one got a rolling pin stuck up there. And i believe that would require a running start and a jump
I am having a biopsy today can’t wait to get the camera up the bottom to see what’s going on
For this type of shit we should be charging people. I have no sympathy for someone that shoves a dough roller up their arse.
Is that it?
Come on UK. Get the lube out
Why not try cumming out a window?
Just use a dildo? They’re not even expensive.
PENS, PENCILS
Is that a football pump?
Just came up with an idea: A tv show where we collectively raise funds as a nation for these poor souls who get things stuck up their bum. We’ll call it Brown Nose Day.
Worth it
All you need is for one of them to have stuck £350k up there and it all evens out.
Y’all are getting paid???
I’m gonna need to see this figure on the side of a bus before I believe it
My mate is a Dr and he says the best part of it is the post extraction bit where, because whatever they take out is still the legal property of whoever shoved it up there, they have to ask if they want it back. Says the looks on their faces is absolutely brilliant 😀
My gosh. A few people seem to be… shafting the NHS!
What arseholes.
😉
There was a programme years ago with someone in the same situation, him explaining it was hilarious
I know a guy that hosted a massive charity golf day at his club for his son who “fell” on a bottle of shampoo in the shower 😂😂
Pfft, I’m gonna make it £400k
That’s really not a lot of money.
There used to be a website called thebuttpage which had loads of these I was washing the dog in the shower and this happened stories. Not sure if it is still about.
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches. This means you can take almost 2 full raccoons up your bum
What about non-random, carefully selected objects?
*Asking for a friend.*
A mate of mine is a proctologist and he regularly removes things from peoples bums. £350k is nothing when you consider how much he earns
Se ms very cheap tbh. I feel like it should be much higher
The NHS probably spends more than that on a single individual with a genetic condition. That said, dildos with flared bases are cheap.
I wonder, if at anytime, someone did actually fall on it by accident?
Honestly Doctor i have no idea how the cement mixer got there!
I’ve seen rolling pins. Pens. Balls lost vibrators pool noodle. Toy cars. Dolls head in my 30+ years as health professional.
Won’t even talk about the people and pets pleasuring them injuries
I lost something
At least it’s not going to the hospital because you’ve got a cylinder trapped in an M&Ms tube.
Only 350000?? May be for each NHS trust, A guy recently put a Tesco pesto can in his bum, and it got stuck and broke. This one incident alone cost the trust a fortune. Imagine how much it costs nationwide in a year . I have got one hundred incidents like this from one month 😀
probably a dumb question, but why can’t one simply pass it like a poop. What do they do when they perform surgery to get it out? Do they actually cut you open or reach in and grab it?
It is a small price to pay for human curiosity
It’s a price I’m willing to pay.
Seems reasonable. Cut a couple execs salaries and let the people have their fun.
Little guys must have crawled up there for warmth.
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