Alright lass we’ll go to yours. Let me go to the loo quickly.

15 comments

1. The only lucky dip is what std you will probably get from touching that machine.

2. Could make a fortune selling gloves for £1 in a machine next to this machine so people don’t have to touch it.

3. Lucky dip, either safe, std or unwanted pregnancy.

4. You’d consider bareback but settle for a wank after seeing that machine

5. I had Mary Hinge and Betty Swollocks with the same bread bag back in the day!

6. A cheese and onion flavour Union Jack tickler it is then!

7. “Flavoured” with shame.

8. This is legit local. Yes it does get refilled…

9. No Blue Zeus?

10. £1 ? That’s a bit steep isn’t eh. We’ll ‘ave to do without.

11. The rust is from urine, from the dirty hand of the man, that same hand then goes into…

12. Reminds me of some of the machines you find in pubs in remote villages where all the residents are 70+. All the condoms expired in 1973.

13. right you’d probably need protection when touching that

14. Everyone likes cheese and onion, don’t they?

15. That looks like you’d probably come off healthier taking a chance without.

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