Man banned from every Asda, Aldi and Co-op in Lancashire jailed after £80 cheese theft

11 comments

1. Bro owes the Don Doggo a sizable stake in the cheddar.  Don’t take out a cheese loan from the dog mafia…

2. How is this news? Prolific theif jailed, more at eleven.

3. Looks like he doesn’t give Edam.

4. 80 quids worth of cheese thats like atleast 3 whole blocks

5. didnt read an article because could not shut the casino add

6. Translation: thief arrested for thieving.
   Shocking story

7. Banning won’t stop his aspirations of becoming the big cheese

8. And he thought stealing cheese would be a Brie. Hope he Comte his senses during jail time.

9. Woah this is truly a nothing news article. I couldn’t care less about some dude who steals things who got jailed.

10. When they done the mug shot, somebody should have mentioned “say cheese”

11. Oh but just Lancashire. Wonder how they plan on enforcing that. Just gonna have specially trained security staff to know what he looks like immediately and kick him out

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