chose wisely

by BenidormEnjoyer

39 comments
  1. Fuck sake no one is picking C are they.

    Who on earth is taking a coin flip on risking being French or Irish. Sure you might get lucky and being British, but that’s fucking Russian roulette.

  2. Only B is the right answer.
    i like to be rich and the weather to be cold and to not be russia.
    I briefly considerd D, but it has a slither of France in it. I am not gonna risk that.

  3. Fuck! I guess it’s a then and just hope I don’t become swedish.

  4. A But fucking Russia

    B But St. Petersburg, Russia

    C But Turkey

    D I guess is the safest, but it includes Kaliningrad, Russia.

    E But Belarus.. and Ukraine (soon Russia)

    F. But Balkan and Transnistria (kinda sorta Russia)

  5. My condolences to all of those living in Saddam Hussein’s body.

    Wtf I live just below the C border line. What does that mean?

  6. i’ll take my chances with A. it is a bit of a russian roulette with a 4/6 russia in the chamber, but if i land anywhere in the rural nordics i will have absolutely won.

  7. I think D is the safest choice

    Edit: porco dio I didn’t see Kaliningrad, hard choice then.

  8. F for sure, you can only win.

    Either you get decent food, great neighbours or Nazi gold.

  9. D. Being Hans ain’t so bad. A little on the spectrum but whatever. I just don’t want to come out a Turk.

  10. Two types of people in the world: those who select C and fucking liars.

  11. F is quite easy. Switzerland is a win, and all my friends came from the other countries/regions from F and made it here anyway, so it’s just a big phat W!

  12. C – running the risk of being a Barry but Fook to all that Eastern nonsense 

  13. Picking anything but C is choosing a life of subjugation by the mighty Britancurkaingul empire. 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇹🇷🇪🇸🇵🇹

    Fuck 🇧🇪🇮🇹🇳🇱

  14. The fact you where able to make every option a losing option baffles me.

  15. I was gonna go B but you might end up in St Petersburg. But Norwegian oil, middle of Sweden, Estoina is kind of nice to.

    Maybe C is the safer bet, I mean, If you end up in Turkey you are probably already in Germany..

  16. Those who don’t pick C afraid of being born in Turkey, just think of the endless business opportunities in western european countries… those corner kebabs aren’t going to cook themselves

  17. C because it’s the only shot I have at being born portuguese

  18. C , with my luck I’ll end up being portuguese.

  19. I was born in C. I think I would still like to be born in C.

  20. C. All top tier declining empires and Belgium. The cool naughty boys of Europe, and if you end up Ottoman you can go to Germany buy a BMW and be a nuisance to people sleeping.

    Easy C.

  21. C is dangerous but I take the bet!
    (It better not be ~mordor~ Scotland!)

  22. I find it strange that northern Italy is grouped with the Balkans and southern Italy is grouped with the west instead of the opposite

  23. Honestly, C.

    Turkey would be kinda mid, but the rest is alright.

    I am *not* trying my luck at Russia, Belarus and/or the Balkans.

    D and B are alright as 2nd and 3rd IMO

  24. Damn. I mean the right answer is, obviously C but…the risk of being born Dutch is kinda depressing, although being born in east Thracia is a close second…

  25. I dont like being grouped in with the french, belgians, and brits, so id have to pick sadam hussein.

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