Good luck everyone except France. Also for a comedian she’s painfully unfunny
Given that it will be relevant in about two hours, how does one say: “Germany, zero points” in your local language?
I am watching it because I am at my parents house, my dad changed channel to eurovision and walked out of the room a minute later.
Would have to get up to reach remote, so I will just watch this until I go for dinner, because I am PIGS so both lazy and having dinner later than 5 pm.
I only watch the voting just to see if we or Barry end up at the bottom
If I wanted to watch my country get completely obliterated I would watch a WW2 documentary.
please tell me someone made a gif of the Estonian dance!
I refuse to believe that the Estonian entry doesn’t post here. That was top quality shitposting in song form.
Time for Italy to make a song mocking Estonia. If only anyone knew anything about Estonia.
> Hola Australia
I FUCKING LOVE BEING EUROPEAN BY VIRTUE OF THE EUROVISION
“We don’t have feelings, we have money” Least greedy Swiss
What kind of drugs is the blonde short hair host doing btw
It will again be a tough competition between UK and us for last place
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BARA BADA BASTU BASTU!!!
Hello or should i say hej as we say in Sweden!
Good luck everyone except France. Also for a comedian she’s painfully unfunny
Given that it will be relevant in about two hours, how does one say: “Germany, zero points” in your local language?
I am watching it because I am at my parents house, my dad changed channel to eurovision and walked out of the room a minute later.
Would have to get up to reach remote, so I will just watch this until I go for dinner, because I am PIGS so both lazy and having dinner later than 5 pm.
I only watch the voting just to see if we or Barry end up at the bottom
If I wanted to watch my country get completely obliterated I would watch a WW2 documentary.
please tell me someone made a gif of the Estonian dance!
I refuse to believe that the Estonian entry doesn’t post here. That was top quality shitposting in song form.
Time for Italy to make a song mocking Estonia. If only anyone knew anything about Estonia.
> Hola Australia
I FUCKING LOVE BEING EUROPEAN BY VIRTUE OF THE EUROVISION
“We don’t have feelings, we have money” Least greedy Swiss
What kind of drugs is the blonde short hair host doing btw
It will again be a tough competition between UK and us for last place
uk, is that low budget sabrina carpenter
https://preview.redd.it/7zk595vmee1f1.png?width=1895&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cb66bef164282cd8af7e50d8a4807a2ae72a7f0
in the end, seems like in-breeding worked well for iceland
https://preview.redd.it/cvojzlbbfe1f1.jpeg?width=1272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c1a01bcb93f19a675950dd5bcdd76a2615b4beb
What the Austrian song reminds me of
I like Latvia’s pagan priestesses
Dutch strategy of not singing in Dutch, but then making it worse by singing in Fr*nch
Hans, unironically, this is a banger. I wouldn’t submit it to Eurovision, but it’s a great song
Everybody hating on Germany but given the amount of Berghain and Ballermann music this year I still take this is a cultural victory
Schweiz, Luxemburg, Nederland and Israel singing in French for whatever reason, i want France to sing in Dutch or Schwiizerdütsch tonight
Portugal be like
For the record, Switzerland did not invent the Internet (which is a thing). A Brit working at CERN invented the ‘web.
The savage mind could not comprehend this elite spectacle
Eurovision without Moldova just doesn’t feel right.
Am I the only one who thinks that the baby lasagna + käärijä show was the most entertaining show of the evening?
You can thank us later for keeping it away from the middle East
Thanks to everyone who was here and we chatted, it was nice to be part of Europe.
Tomorrow back to shit talk
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