Weekend Update: Trump Accepts Corrupt $400M Jet Bribe, RFK Jr. Swims in Sewage Contaminated Water
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like Saudi Arabia setting up a mobile McDonald’s for Trump’s visit to the country.
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22 comments
He has managed to be so ridiculous that people have time for a laugh in the midst of tragedy.
"Said the creek"🤣
This just in 5/17/25
White House wants to create a freaking REALITY GAME SHOW on imnmigrants to do a series of challenges that will give them U.S. Citizenship if they win. What a disgusting thing to even think of doing.
Note to Leo. ….
Don't shake hands with Vance!!!
2:05 Best Joke
(From a Vietnam-era woman veteran)
I and the rest of America should/must NOT feel embarrassment! It is NOT deserved; it is NOT a burden we should undertake!! WE are NOT Drumpf!!! Look…
For me, I’m not shutting up, and I’m not going anywhere, because…
I STILL LOVE MY COUNTRY! YOUR COUNTRY!! OUR COUNTRY!!! THAT IS, THIS WHOLLY STUPENDOUS COUNTRY WHOSE UNIFORM I WORE, WHOSE PEOPLE AND GOVERNMENT I DEFENDED, ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
I’m going to do everything I can to bring ALL America’s bastards-from-hell, like Drumpf, his rotten administration and sycophants, the traitorous House Republicans, filthy MAGA, and even Fox News itself to justice. And…
I hope and pray that anybody and everybody who understands and agrees with me will spread the same message as mine, everywhere they possibly can – starting right this minute! – in a vociferous and patriotic YouTube comment. Better still…
SEND MULTIPLE, LOUD-AND-CLEAR, COURAGEOUS, NO-BUTS-ABOUT-IT COMMENTS,* every day and every night. (Go ahead, copy this message, take out the parenthetical first line, and use it wherever you like.) Post every day especially on crazy-radical right-wing videos – and, you know, the sites your crazy friends and relatives watch. And through the submission forms of those sorts of insane websites!
We must show the world that we will never be ashamed of our land or of our patriotism; that we will never give in or give up; and that we are here for the long haul – for as long as our beloved flag flies.
Not one person should sit on the wall or be on the fence; after all, our very survival is in peril!
Like the anti-Christ, demonic, depraved fool Drumpf said, "Fight!"
I say, wipe away your tears and fears – and, yes, FIGHT! Fight for truth, security, and prosperity! Most of all…
Vote for Democrats! And absolutely help at least one other of your fellow Americans to vote, especially the elderly!!
And, finally, keep saying…
“God bless the United States of America, where HER PEOPLE WILL FOREVER REIGN OVER TYRANNY.”*
Oh yeah…
86 47!
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Did he buy a Palpatine outfit?
I wished you talked about Joe Biden being unfit when he was in office……
(From a Vietnam-era woman veteran)
ROBERT F. KENNEDY, Jr.: Crackpot, Liar, Delusional, Depraved, Despicable, Ought to be in a Straitjacket – even his kids know he’s a WORMY PSYCHOPATHIC BABY KILLER! (And when they reach a certain age, they certainly will decide to NEVER forgive him for being the monster he is!!)
Oh yeah…
86 47!
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Weekend update is still half good with the funny guy and the black guy
Can you people stop using menendez brothers as a punchline?? NO ONE IS LAUGHING!!! STOP MOCKING SA SURVIVORS!!!! The only ppl that pose a risk to society are YOU ALL!!!!
Qatary and Saudi corrupt TOOOO…ALL RULERS found the perfect US-DUMMY who is tooo hungry and willing for 💸🤑💸🤑💸🤑
😂😂 we love rich muslims
They are not reporters, they are mockers. If someone give you some gift,don’t you accept??? I think you would feel gratitude…with some hundred times ..don’t make deviant scandals.
Savage.
The M journalists…. Yikes
Trump mentioned that the Big Khash burger at the McDonalds, tasted like Caged child.
Mandala effect joke was funny but does Che not know what's going on in South Africa? Does he still think it's 1985 over there?
These people are so stupid a bribe for what? We dont need there jet to be bribed lmao 😂😂
Dont always agree with the content but always find it funny
3:06 I'd gone with "Wipeout", myself.
I think I’m the only one in the audience who laughed at Qutar-a-largo
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