Mad stuff Ted, the Pope practicing the Catholic faith
The pope is a Catholic???? Stop the press
He’s a sad little man.
Also, I think people with supernatural beliefs should not be criticising the supernatural beliefs of others, as long as they don’t cause harm. Wine turning into blood is no more ridiculous than the resurrection.
Imagine the pope still being Catholic you’d would have thought in 2025 they’d branch out give someone else a go.
That’s hard to read.
Why doesn’t he just come out and say that he’s a bitter old bastard, a dying breed that’s soon to be extinct
John believes Jesus came back from the dead. Just as ridiculous
Who’d have thought a pope would practice the Catholic faith? I’m so surprised!
How the fuck is he still alive?
Tell me John, what is the basis for your monarch’s legitimacy?
But do bears shit in the woods?
So catholics are technically vampires.
Wait, hang on… this isn’t a satire account?
He probably thinks the phrase actually is “curry my yoghurt can coca colyer”
He’s correct, all religion is nonsense.
I always thought one of the cool things about Jesus was that his blood can get ye steaming
I just can’t grasp how anyone educated can believe that wine turns to blood once consecrated in 2025. Like with red blood cells rather than alcohol and grapes. Then when asked why it will still be…wine on any kind of scientific instrument eg a mass spectrometer there’s some chat about how “the essence” is blood.
So it’s literally blood but not actually blood in any way we can detect or prove at all. In other words not literally blood at all.
Bunch of eejits yapping on Twitter
But your Martin guy is right about Kilclooney
Shock as Catholic Pope believes central Catholic doctern.
Ur mea can turn wine into naffin
Someone needs to take his Wineflair gold card off him.
Its the Whiskey it goes to his head!
Do people actually believe that in 2025?
He’s not wrong. The RC beliefs are ofc preposterous but then again all “revealed” religious beliefs are preposterous. Humanity has invented over 4000 gods so far and we will have more. The problems come when we start trying to organise other peoples lives on the basis of our beliefs.
Don’t Catholics and Protestants alike symbolize wine as blood..? It’s a metaphor within Christianity. This man is treating Catholicism as a whole other religion ffs 🤦♂️
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Marty tweeting from his grave?
Mad stuff Ted, the Pope practicing the Catholic faith
The pope is a Catholic???? Stop the press
He’s a sad little man.
Also, I think people with supernatural beliefs should not be criticising the supernatural beliefs of others, as long as they don’t cause harm. Wine turning into blood is no more ridiculous than the resurrection.
Imagine the pope still being Catholic you’d would have thought in 2025 they’d branch out give someone else a go.
That’s hard to read.
Why doesn’t he just come out and say that he’s a bitter old bastard, a dying breed that’s soon to be extinct
John believes Jesus came back from the dead. Just as ridiculous
Who’d have thought a pope would practice the Catholic faith? I’m so surprised!
How the fuck is he still alive?
Tell me John, what is the basis for your monarch’s legitimacy?
But do bears shit in the woods?
So catholics are technically vampires.
Wait, hang on… this isn’t a satire account?
He probably thinks the phrase actually is “curry my yoghurt can coca colyer”
He’s correct, all religion is nonsense.
I always thought one of the cool things about Jesus was that his blood can get ye steaming
I just can’t grasp how anyone educated can believe that wine turns to blood once consecrated in 2025. Like with red blood cells rather than alcohol and grapes. Then when asked why it will still be…wine on any kind of scientific instrument eg a mass spectrometer there’s some chat about how “the essence” is blood.
So it’s literally blood but not actually blood in any way we can detect or prove at all. In other words not literally blood at all.
Bunch of eejits yapping on Twitter
But your Martin guy is right about Kilclooney
Shock as Catholic Pope believes central Catholic doctern.
Ur mea can turn wine into naffin
Someone needs to take his Wineflair gold card off him.
Its the Whiskey it goes to his head!
Do people actually believe that in 2025?
He’s not wrong. The RC beliefs are ofc preposterous but then again all “revealed” religious beliefs are preposterous. Humanity has invented over 4000 gods so far and we will have more. The problems come when we start trying to organise other peoples lives on the basis of our beliefs.
Don’t Catholics and Protestants alike symbolize wine as blood..? It’s a metaphor within Christianity. This man is treating Catholicism as a whole other religion ffs 🤦♂️
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