Switch the Gallia/France thing name and we have a deal.
An autistic german made this map didn’t they?
I’m a ligurian. This picture is hell.
I don’t know what’s worst between french and lombards
The very south of Spain should be Gibraltia
right, at no point during our history we imposed borders on each other, no sir
Very important question: Will Zealand (DK) be what remains of Denmark, or will it be under more… deserving management? Will the scourge finally have been eradicated?
I’ve seen worse
Hahahaha no longer with Corsicans, finally we’ll have peace
This isn’t even in the top5 of worst maps of Germany throghout history. We take it.
Scotland and Wingland go to war because Wingland keeps trying to give Dumfries and Galloway back…
> Straight lines
Filthy Anglo hands made this.
Downside: I live in France now
Upside: I can move to both Flanders, or the Mediterranean, without any international trouble.
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Use rivers and mountains as frontiers, and I’m in.
Austria should be white with no name
You know what, it kinda makes sense.
There’s been so much worse, I mean loot at the horror that Lotharingia was :
Let’s be real, some borders in Africa are like that because they traverse a desert nobody cares about.
Uggh my mom is French now (La Haye)
A ‘new peaceful Europe’. The countries you just drew bullshit lines on are allies ya moron.
GOTTKAISER MARKUS SÖDER, SEINE GNADE SEI MIT EUCH
I become … Bavarian ? Weisswursts and Weissbier ? Sign me up
I love it. Let’s do it!
Hey Hans, will you stop with this Sudetenland BS already? We all know it’s your made up word to annex
Does he know we are all allied?
splitting Ireland in the middel and calling it eastern and western Ireland is really a missed chance
I don’t hate it – can we give more of the South to the Republic of London? It looks like we have Luton and I hate that.
Even in this hypothetical scenario, I am already creating cool flags for our separatist movement from Bavaria in my mind. Something with a lynched Weißwurst maybe, hmm.
I’m French now. Oh no…
Still not a part of Fr*nce so I’d be fine with that.
I mean, Prussia could be called “Norddeutschland” end a little bit to the north and we’d be happy-ish I guess. Bavaria already starts south of the Elbe these days, so it’s all fine.
Nordschleswig would be a Bundesland. Wouldn’t that be great? The official language would be Platt. Obviously.
I don’t understand “West Lebanon” but I did still laugh when I saw it.
Why West Lebanon?
I hate that Wales isn’t free
Cumland is a far better name for England+Cymru and you know it. Heheheheh
“Republic of London”
> Fucking misses London completely.
A region with Basque Country, Catalonia, Aragon, Valencia and parts of Cuenca and Albacete won’t be problematic at all.
How do you think we will stay peaceful if we’d live in a land called fucking Flemingia?
Ok so we lose Zeeland and gain most of Germany’s industries. Where do I sign?
I greatly like that Brighton is splintered off with London.
Fuck that place
I think Spain might just actually work better this way.
Great Bavaria+Prussia+Austria will team up against Flemingia, form Great Germany and we are going to get another WW (after an internal war between Bavaria and Prussia, where Austria will send another failed Artist to unite both)
France will interfere, Gallia will stay neutral, only to go to war with France and Germany at the same time, making France lose, so London will call up on Wingland to aid France
Italy will take Lombardia together with another round of Great Germany
Great Germany will take a look at this map and decide to go to war against everything Black & White, because thats the biggest thing on the map and it looks like a lot of Lebensraum, resulting in a 30 front war
Italy will then proceed to backstab the Germans, after half the planet invades Europe to stop Great Germany
Ireland will get bad weather and Wingland will refuse to supply them with potatoes due to the strained war economy, at which point Ireland will begin to start up a Propaganda Machine to blame Wingland and London for a famine for the next 80 years straight
Scotland will send a few kilted warriors armed with axes, those will be very effective in making the Germans abandon their lines (flashed testicles)
Catalonia will refuse to let Castille and Andalusia pass through the mountains for Round 3, so there will be another civil war and they will end up with a military dictator
Portugal will make deals with both sides and after the war ends, most people already forgot about their contribution anyway
Europe will collectively ignore the existance of West Lebanon, until the Muricans land there, at which point Italy will claim its territory and threaten the US with a ban on making Pizza if they refuse, they will also mumble something about the Pope and Excummicado, at which the Muricans happily hand over West Lebanon to the Italians
Sounds like an average tuesday in Europe
So you are saying we get more land and our only “loss” is Zeeland? I love it!
I mean… could’ve been worse for us
We get rid of Berlin?
This is a straight up nightmare.
We can give to Italy everything under the Po river
so we are already peaceful? sweet
I think we are OK with this one actually
I kinda like this, I would even throw in Lisbon for the andaluces as a good will gesture
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Switch the Gallia/France thing name and we have a deal.
An autistic german made this map didn’t they?
I’m a ligurian. This picture is hell.
I don’t know what’s worst between french and lombards
The very south of Spain should be Gibraltia
right, at no point during our history we imposed borders on each other, no sir
Very important question: Will Zealand (DK) be what remains of Denmark, or will it be under more… deserving management? Will the scourge finally have been eradicated?
I’ve seen worse
Hahahaha no longer with Corsicans, finally we’ll have peace
This isn’t even in the top5 of worst maps of Germany throghout history. We take it.
Scotland and Wingland go to war because Wingland keeps trying to give Dumfries and Galloway back…
> Straight lines
Filthy Anglo hands made this.
Downside: I live in France now
Upside: I can move to both Flanders, or the Mediterranean, without any international trouble.
[deleted]
Use rivers and mountains as frontiers, and I’m in.
Austria should be white with no name
You know what, it kinda makes sense.
There’s been so much worse, I mean loot at the horror that Lotharingia was :
https://preview.redd.it/enqtx2460p1f1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527c3b6bd05c43fed1de9de3ea787f54392fe0df
What tf is wrong with you?
I would be Bavarian, hell nah 🤮
Let’s be real, some borders in Africa are like that because they traverse a desert nobody cares about.
Uggh my mom is French now (La Haye)
A ‘new peaceful Europe’. The countries you just drew bullshit lines on are allies ya moron.
GOTTKAISER MARKUS SÖDER, SEINE GNADE SEI MIT EUCH
I become … Bavarian ? Weisswursts and Weissbier ? Sign me up
I love it. Let’s do it!
Hey Hans, will you stop with this Sudetenland BS already? We all know it’s your made up word to annex
Does he know we are all allied?
splitting Ireland in the middel and calling it eastern and western Ireland is really a missed chance
I don’t hate it – can we give more of the South to the Republic of London? It looks like we have Luton and I hate that.
Even in this hypothetical scenario, I am already creating cool flags for our separatist movement from Bavaria in my mind. Something with a lynched Weißwurst maybe, hmm.
I’m French now. Oh no…
Still not a part of Fr*nce so I’d be fine with that.
I mean, Prussia could be called “Norddeutschland” end a little bit to the north and we’d be happy-ish I guess. Bavaria already starts south of the Elbe these days, so it’s all fine.
Nordschleswig would be a Bundesland. Wouldn’t that be great? The official language would be Platt. Obviously.
I don’t understand “West Lebanon” but I did still laugh when I saw it.
Why West Lebanon?
I hate that Wales isn’t free
Cumland is a far better name for England+Cymru and you know it. Heheheheh
“Republic of London”
> Fucking misses London completely.
A region with Basque Country, Catalonia, Aragon, Valencia and parts of Cuenca and Albacete won’t be problematic at all.
How do you think we will stay peaceful if we’d live in a land called fucking Flemingia?
Ok so we lose Zeeland and gain most of Germany’s industries. Where do I sign?
I greatly like that Brighton is splintered off with London.
Fuck that place
I think Spain might just actually work better this way.
Great Bavaria+Prussia+Austria will team up against Flemingia, form Great Germany and we are going to get another WW (after an internal war between Bavaria and Prussia, where Austria will send another failed Artist to unite both)
France will interfere, Gallia will stay neutral, only to go to war with France and Germany at the same time, making France lose, so London will call up on Wingland to aid France
Italy will take Lombardia together with another round of Great Germany
Great Germany will take a look at this map and decide to go to war against everything Black & White, because thats the biggest thing on the map and it looks like a lot of Lebensraum, resulting in a 30 front war
Italy will then proceed to backstab the Germans, after half the planet invades Europe to stop Great Germany
Ireland will get bad weather and Wingland will refuse to supply them with potatoes due to the strained war economy, at which point Ireland will begin to start up a Propaganda Machine to blame Wingland and London for a famine for the next 80 years straight
Scotland will send a few kilted warriors armed with axes, those will be very effective in making the Germans abandon their lines (flashed testicles)
Catalonia will refuse to let Castille and Andalusia pass through the mountains for Round 3, so there will be another civil war and they will end up with a military dictator
Portugal will make deals with both sides and after the war ends, most people already forgot about their contribution anyway
Europe will collectively ignore the existance of West Lebanon, until the Muricans land there, at which point Italy will claim its territory and threaten the US with a ban on making Pizza if they refuse, they will also mumble something about the Pope and Excummicado, at which the Muricans happily hand over West Lebanon to the Italians
Sounds like an average tuesday in Europe
So you are saying we get more land and our only “loss” is Zeeland? I love it!
I mean… could’ve been worse for us
We get rid of Berlin?
This is a straight up nightmare.
We can give to Italy everything under the Po river
so we are already peaceful? sweet
I think we are OK with this one actually
I kinda like this, I would even throw in Lisbon for the andaluces as a good will gesture
So I’m still french and get rid of parisians ?
https://preview.redd.it/7oxfvvsw9p1f1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4467b03f19bf650b7c2eb8a1177c47637545a12
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