This post will be full of toilet humour at its finest
Made the mistake of trying to sell it. Should have installed it at home so he could shit like a king.
Glad the police tracked him down. I know that when they first arrived on the scene they had nothing to go on.
Passing Monday’s sentence, Judge Pringle described Doe as “a middle man targeted by James Sheen” because of his knowledge of valuable watches and legitimate contacts in jewellery district Hatton Garden.
“You agreed to assist Mr Sheen without any hope or expectation of a reward for yourself,” the judge continued.
“You do things for people as favour without any expectation of reward for yourself. You no doubt, for the last five-and-a-half years, regret doing for James Sheen every day since your arrest.”
Suspended sentence and community service for stealing £5million. Why am I bothering to go to work!?
I’m impressed that he thought it would be a good idea to sell that toilet without people realising where it came from.
All that effort down the drain.
Michael Jones was just upset he could hear the toilet being flushed from five miles away
It really was a crappy case, but they plumbed the depths of the criminal underworld and flushed this guy out. Now they have the conviction they are all relieved and happy they can go on to other cases.
I believe the police managed to arrest everyone involved. They’re calling it a royal flush
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Glad he’s being flushed from society!
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This post will be full of toilet humour at its finest
Made the mistake of trying to sell it. Should have installed it at home so he could shit like a king.
Glad the police tracked him down. I know that when they first arrived on the scene they had nothing to go on.
Passing Monday’s sentence, Judge Pringle described Doe as “a middle man targeted by James Sheen” because of his knowledge of valuable watches and legitimate contacts in jewellery district Hatton Garden.
“You agreed to assist Mr Sheen without any hope or expectation of a reward for yourself,” the judge continued.
“You do things for people as favour without any expectation of reward for yourself. You no doubt, for the last five-and-a-half years, regret doing for James Sheen every day since your arrest.”
Suspended sentence and community service for stealing £5million. Why am I bothering to go to work!?
I’m impressed that he thought it would be a good idea to sell that toilet without people realising where it came from.
All that effort down the drain.
Michael Jones was just upset he could hear the toilet being flushed from five miles away
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Only community service for stealing a golden toilet? Something about this stinks…
The man was rebelling against the cistern.
This story is just rife for shitty puns
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It really was a crappy case, but they plumbed the depths of the criminal underworld and flushed this guy out. Now they have the conviction they are all relieved and happy they can go on to other cases.
I believe the police managed to arrest everyone involved. They’re calling it a royal flush
Must have been bogged down with that case.
His life’s in the toilet
Takes the piss
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