MAGA Melts Down as Trump Officials Say Epstein Killed Himself

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1. Sure he did and all those Russians fell out of windows.

2. Ok so this confirms Trump ordered his death. Got it

3. I honestly believe he did, but was left no choice. Think about it. They put an absolute gorilla in the cell for him for 2 days. A former cop who is in jail for life as a murderer. He has nothing to lose. Epstein harmed 100’s of children if not way more. In prison that’s a death sentence regardless.

   This gorilla who already wants to kill him spends 2 days explaining what he will do to Epstein if he returns and Epstein is still alive. Epstein knows the powerful will make sure no one hears his screams or comes to his aid. So now he only has 2 options. Wait for the killer cop to return and do all kinds of perverse torturous acts on him until he dies, or end his own life as quickly and painlessly as possible.

   If those were my only options, I know what choice I would make.

4. It’s a club and you aren’t invited.

5. while i don’t really full on believe the whole “epstein didn’t kill himself” line, it’s hillarious that they’d think that of all possible people, trump and his ilk might be the ones to make public whatever perverted stuff elites get up to. the one president with a literal trophy wife as first lady, the one president who has perved on his daughters on camera, the one president who nominated a verified pedo to be attorney general.

6. Is it coincidence that Bill Barr visited him the DAY BEFORE he died? I don’t think so.

7. Blackmailing billionaires is a form of suicide.

8. I’m still in the “not sure he’s dead” camp. Surely, a man like that would have had a dead man’s switch. But that never happened.

   Edit:a letter

9. 28 stab wounds, 16 shiv wounds, 38 gun shot wounds and a rope around his neck. Worse case of suicide they ever seen. /s

10. This is americas version of jumped out of a window

11. I enjoy it when conspiracists devour themselves. That said – him killing himself was always the most likely explanation, possibly with the overt or covert help of corrections authorities (maybe they look the other way, maybe they let it be known to him that no one will stop him, etc.).

    It’s not enough to prove a conspiracy theory to vaguely gesture at a couple of dots and claim that there is a plausible connection between them. You have to do the work of showing how and why an event occurred – constructing a timeline, showing that Guard A was preoccupied, etc. Conspiracists never do that with this one, it’s all gesticulating at one person or another and insinuating that they must have killed him.

12. What you thought Bibi’s besties were going to out Mossad whacking a dude while we had him in custody?

13. I’m sure that it had nothing to do with the Clintons or the Trumps.

14. Yeahh the cameras malfunctioned at the exact same time the guards “fell asleep” 🙄

15. Ivanka also “fell” down a long flight of steps…

16. There is no evidence to suggest that Jeffrey Epstein had multiple stab wounds. His autopsy revealed fractures in his neck, which some forensic experts found unusual for a suicide by hanging

17. Don’t MAGAts melt down almost daily over the most inane shite? It’s like your regular Thursday afternoon with them, daily.

18. The trump administration always lies.

19. Bidens economy killed him!

20. Well… they can’t admit Donald Trump had him killed can they?

21. Has there been any prosecution of the johns? Nah of course not. If it looks like corruption from every angle, then no shit, it’s more than likely corruption.

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