T: Make me look good and agree to everything
Z: We tried that already
Makes sense, he’s a Russian asset and it seems like he understands his own psychology in that he will take the position the most recent person he talked to.
Trump: “I’m escalating your ticket to my supervisor, please hold”
Why is Z even entertaining this ass clown anymore?
Trump is gonna turn on him immediately when his boss gets on the phone.
Yes but did he actually mean to call Zelenskyy first? Perhaps his dementia is getting even worse?
I’m sure he’ll announce significant progress, maybe even claim a breakthrough.
Then, as usual, not much will actually happen. Eventually, he’ll end up blaming either Ukraine or Russia for the lack of progress.
Someone’s going to use up all their minutes
Trump: Vladimir STOP!!!! Oops, sorry wrong number
Would you prefer headfirst or feet first when I throw you under the bus? – Trump
One day there will be a movie about everything that happened these months.
“What should I say?”
After that Oval Office scene, that’s honestly still triggering for me to remember or watch again – everything is clear as a day.
Did Zelenskyy have to reiterate that they’re not playing cards?
Sounds like damage control.
Trump: I’m putting a 90 day pause on Ukrainian tariffs.
Trump : Listen to me Zelensky. Please stop attacking Russia!
Hmmm. Not sure that’s a good thing. Usually he sides with the last person he talked to. If he talks to Putin last, that doesn’t bode well.
Trump couldn’t negotiate himself out of a wet paper bag.
I feel so much better knowing Trump will end this brutal war with a couple of phone calls.
I think it would be better if Trump talked to Zelensky after Putin. Trump always seems to draw on the last narrative he listens to.
“Alright Zelenskyy where you at right now? Can’t tell me? come on buddy also I heard you got those fancy new HARMs from Germany where’d they store those anyway?”
Zelenskyy is not going to give up his country.
So Putin gets the last word. Guess tomorrow old gold fish brain is going to be Russia good Ukraine bad.
People are saying they both laughed at him
Oh no, you want to be the last one talking to Trump. He always remembers the last thing you said to him.
Who is the guy on the left?
And that makes it any better?
Trump adopts the narrative from whomever was the last strong-willed person he had dealings with. So he’ll be on Zelensky’s side UNTIL he talks to Putin. This is why he will always surround himself with sycophants so he can feel like the big man in the room. Every other world leader has him folding like a wet napkin.
Sucks. He usually takes the side of the last person he talks to, Zelensky needs to call him again after the Putin call.
Doing that deal first, probably to make the other deal. Or deals. He’s dealing. First you make the deal, then you close the deal.
This sounds like a highschool drama scenario
“Alright I’m about to call Putin. So tell me what you’re willing to gift me before I call. I can never have too many private jets…”
What happend with that mineral deal? Did they signed it?
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T: Make me look good and agree to everything
Z: We tried that already
Makes sense, he’s a Russian asset and it seems like he understands his own psychology in that he will take the position the most recent person he talked to.
Trump: “I’m escalating your ticket to my supervisor, please hold”
Why is Z even entertaining this ass clown anymore?
Trump is gonna turn on him immediately when his boss gets on the phone.
Yes but did he actually mean to call Zelenskyy first? Perhaps his dementia is getting even worse?
I’m sure he’ll announce significant progress, maybe even claim a breakthrough.
Then, as usual, not much will actually happen. Eventually, he’ll end up blaming either Ukraine or Russia for the lack of progress.
Someone’s going to use up all their minutes
Trump: Vladimir STOP!!!! Oops, sorry wrong number
Would you prefer headfirst or feet first when I throw you under the bus? – Trump
One day there will be a movie about everything that happened these months.
“What should I say?”
After that Oval Office scene, that’s honestly still triggering for me to remember or watch again – everything is clear as a day.
Did Zelenskyy have to reiterate that they’re not playing cards?
Sounds like damage control.
Trump: I’m putting a 90 day pause on Ukrainian tariffs.
Trump : Listen to me Zelensky. Please stop attacking Russia!
Hmmm. Not sure that’s a good thing. Usually he sides with the last person he talked to. If he talks to Putin last, that doesn’t bode well.
Trump couldn’t negotiate himself out of a wet paper bag.
I feel so much better knowing Trump will end this brutal war with a couple of phone calls.
I think it would be better if Trump talked to Zelensky after Putin. Trump always seems to draw on the last narrative he listens to.
“Alright Zelenskyy where you at right now? Can’t tell me? come on buddy also I heard you got those fancy new HARMs from Germany where’d they store those anyway?”
Zelenskyy is not going to give up his country.
So Putin gets the last word. Guess tomorrow old gold fish brain is going to be Russia good Ukraine bad.
People are saying they both laughed at him
Oh no, you want to be the last one talking to Trump. He always remembers the last thing you said to him.
Who is the guy on the left?
And that makes it any better?
Trump adopts the narrative from whomever was the last strong-willed person he had dealings with. So he’ll be on Zelensky’s side UNTIL he talks to Putin. This is why he will always surround himself with sycophants so he can feel like the big man in the room. Every other world leader has him folding like a wet napkin.
Sucks. He usually takes the side of the last person he talks to, Zelensky needs to call him again after the Putin call.
Doing that deal first, probably to make the other deal. Or deals. He’s dealing. First you make the deal, then you close the deal.
This sounds like a highschool drama scenario
“Alright I’m about to call Putin. So tell me what you’re willing to gift me before I call. I can never have too many private jets…”
What happend with that mineral deal? Did they signed it?
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