almost summer lads 😎😎💪

by BenidormEnjoyer

50 comments
  1. Women preferring tall men being absolutely okay because people are allowed to have preferences, but god forbid when men wouldn’t date a land whale…

  2. As an almost 2m tall guy. We would rather respect our short bros than accept such advances. We are above that.

  3. My experience is the shortest the woman is, the taller her* man has to be. Taller women don’t obsses too much about height, generally speaking. That’s why I got one taller than me.

    The alternative is to get a South American girl to not worry about height but thickness, your wallet specifically.

    Edit: I’m glad to be joined by men, and not cornholing cocksuckers like the one correcting my grammar!

    Sorry, the wine makes me emotional.

  4. Then there’s me, with a non-European savage girlfriend.

  5. I’m beginning to think that contrary to internet belief men care about height much more than anyone else on this planet

  6. Who tf put britain in there? Y’all twats be small af.

  7. I realised that GUNS are more obsessed about height then PIGS.

    Ameritard influence is strong with this one.

  8. Sorry guys, but your meme in reality is the complete opposite 😂

  9. OP, your circumference isn’t your height, stop believing you’re on equal footing with Jan

  10. And then there’s me, the rare 190cm Italian.

    Too bad I am also ugly AF and a dork (but at least I cam help my fellow Italian short kings to grab stuff on the highest shelf – which ain’t much, but it’s honest work).

  11. Are you even tall if you can still buy clothes in a normal clothing store?

    But seriously I envy the people who can by clothes, shoes, Motorcycle helmets, Motorcycles, Cars by considering other factors than just „they fit me“

  12. Now I don’t know why but for some reason we got taller than 30 years ago: I’m 1,85 and compared to people my own age (around 20yo) I’m average at best. I know more dudes over 1,90 than under 1,80. Maybe Berlusconi started a secret program of putting weird shit in our food to make us taller.

  13. Ah yes barry is well known for being a tall twink.

  14. Nice little detail that there is also a dude lustfully staring at the GUNS body.

  15. As a British man I fucking wish I was even 167cm. Thankfully I definitely look more like the PIGs (promise)

  16. Can confirm. 185cm Barry here and marrying a Spanish girl in September.

    And don’t worry, I’ve made sure there’s an appropriate balcony at our wedding venue in Spain 🫡

  17. There basically isn’t a person in my life that hasn’t called me hobbit, frodo or gimli (I’m 1.61😔) and for that they’re right.
    But I don’t know what the fuck they’ve been feeding my italian friends cause try’re all like 1.80 and still teens.

  18. This is the average height in males in European countries (ChatGPT):

    Netherlands 184 cm

    Montenegro 183 cm

    Estonia 183 cm

    Bosnia and Herzegovina 182 cm

    Iceland 182 cm

    Denmark 181 cm

    Czech Republic 181 cm

    Slovenia 181 cm

    Slovakia 181 cm

    Norway 180 cm

    Germany 180 cm

    Croatia 180 cm

    Lithuania 180 cm

    Serbia 180 cm

    Sweden 180 cm

    Finland 180 cm

    Latvia 180 cm

    Poland 180 cm

    Austria 179 cm

    Greece 179 cm

    Ireland 179 cm

    Belgium 179 cm

    France 179 cm

    United Kingdom 178 cm

    Luxembourg 178 cm

    Italy 177 cm

    Spain 176 cm

    Portugal 174 cm

    Turkey 174 cm

  19. Well nordic girls tell different stories.
    They seem to love their Italian or Spanish summer flings.

  20. In verità vi dico: _in orizzontale siamo tutti alti allo stesso modo_.

  21. >”BenidormEnjoyer”

    Yeah, lad, you don’t fall in none of those two categories.

    The only thing you hope to fall for is some pool in Lloret de mar or something like that, which becomes the concrete border due to poor measurements.

  22. Please, let’s not import this dumb US obsession over height.

  23. Come to Montenegro Joost and you will find your self short.

  24. 1.86m PIG here to restore the balance 😎🤝 (I still get 0 girls)

  25. Im 192cm, 110kg, pale and Italian. What happened?

  26. I’m 1,78m (178cm) and no women are exactly after me

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