cant wait for summer 😎😎💪💪 pt 2

19 comments

1. Dude fixed it

2. Call it 30 stones like a propa fine bloke

3. You’re laughing! That’s peak masculinity and you’re laughing!

4. I can’t stand this bloody heat. Oi, let’s have a pint m8

5. Luv me summah
   Luv me stones
   Luv me Spanish balcony

   Simple as

6. Imagine being that tall and obese man from Blackpool and try to fit in a Ryanair seat for a flight from Manchester airport to Benidorm

7. Should be the pigs short king winning against the 1,90 mid guy

8. Part 3 when?

9. PIGs height, GUNs weight is the optimal build for athletic performance

   You can’t compete with that physique at darts, snooker, 5 a side football, downing pints or a bareknuckle straightener on the cobbles

   The real pentathlon

10. Absolute Cinema.

11. https://preview.redd.it/540s6jy2cy1f1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7574d730f871e2e6b5dd9e9251e4ce84c0816275

    POV: “doss cervezas please waiter”

12. Finally, something relatable.

13. ok the joke is funny, but for realz A LOT of modern italian kids are taller than 1.80

14. Gonna luv me some Carling, simple as

15. I’m literally the worst of both worlds at 1.65m and 185kg (ok I’m actually 81kg, but it’s funnier if I’m 185kg)

16. I’m 1.73 and muscular, never had trouble getting women… or so I thought — until I ended up settling for an Irish wife. Maybe I’m just delusional.

17. egg, chips and a pint of stella poor fav vore

    good man

18. Now add a french masturbating in front of a mirror

19. I dunno, been in Germany for 7 years, I’ve had to fight them off with a stick, something I never ever needed to do back in Blighty. Maybe German woman are just easy?

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