If one county invaded another one who would it be and why

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  1. Wicklow invading and getting rid of Carlow once and for all, it would probably go unnoticed by the rest of the country anyway

  2. Leitrim will invade Cavan at dawn to reestablish the former glorious Kingdom of Bréifne as it was before those O’Reilly fucks got uppity and made shite of the place. We’ll be having a word with Fermanagh, Sligo and Meath as well.

  3. Meath taking Westmeath because to them historically its always been a part of Meath. They take it to the disdain of the rest of the country and get restricted to parties in Navan only. They respond by banning all outsiders to Tayto park. They host the ploughing championships under controversial circumstances and strictly control the event. Next week they claim Longford has always been a part of Meath because Westmeath had claims to it. Rinse and repeat until it has the whole midlands.

  4. Cork invading nobody – shur what else could we possibly need that our glorious homeland doesn’t already have?

  5. Waterford would invade Kilkenny. Have been trying to expand its territory into south Kilkenny for years via political channels. Only a matter of time before they take up arms and invade.

  6. Cork or Kerry. Because someone needs to fucking take care of that ugly ass Beara borders. Because please it’s so ugly. Somebody has to take I don’t care but someone. I hate looking at it.

  7. Derry takes Donegal. Then the New North works it’s way south to take over the entire republic, creating the New Republic of Ireland.

  8. Anschluss of Kerry and Donegal, they’re basically the same place anyway, can’t hurl, awful drivers, incomprehensible jibberish, mass still a thing, scenery.

  9. It happened recently. Waterford tried to annex the train station over the bridge which is technically kilkenny. The articles in the Kilkenny People read like there was genuinely going to be a war.

  10. Cork would invade Kerry in a surprise attack, mostly for the tourism, therefore Kerry would become West Cork. They’d travel upward from there and take Clare, not much a fight maybe a day resistance and mostly just for the craic. Limerick would be next, they would put up a good struggle and will be joined by neighbouring Tipperary seeing as they know they’ll be next. Few weeks of fighting go on but the Shannon siders and Tipp lads fall. Waterford surrenders. Cork takes Munster and creates a hard border around it. Next stop Dublin.

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