Ha. Had a joiner on one of my sites the other day, he’s a good friend, mid 40’s. “Hey Scott you need to spray some sunscreen on the patch at the back of your head”!. “Fuck off”, he told me… Next day, the little bare patch at the back of his head had scabbed up. Also, to all guys/gals that work outside, please wear sunscreen, I have seen,known and lost friends with skin cancer, through working outside.
Why is your thumb hairy
Until I zoomed in and realised the thing at the rear left was a promotional stick-on bug-mini-plushy sort of thing, I thought I was looking at the top half of a skin covered Dalek
Managed similar – thought walking on beach with over ear headphones was a great idea.
…nice non-taned stripe on head lol
I saw the thumbnail image and thought you’d been hit by a tranquilliser dart.
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Your head seems like a pleasant chill guy
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Do you have any googly eyes handy?
I am Tarka Dal, an ambassador of the great Vindaloovian Empire
Why’s the security tag still attached to your bonce?
Serves you right for head butting the sun
Next time try reading the instructions.
On the plus side, the back of your neck is fine
You will be wearing your baseball cap the right way around now, huh?
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’99; wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
PSA:
Remember kids, the bill of the cap goes towards the sun.
Sun in front of you? Shade the eyes.
Sun behind you? Shade the neck.
Sun all around? Ask yourself, “What would Dicky Bird do?”
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Shave your remaining hair off, buy a Brazil top and become an [original Ronaldo](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR066n-uZbiSqPX9mcOcdnIWlL0JNskJaAJzg&s) tribute act
slaphead
Ironically it looks like a sunrise.
Ha. Had a joiner on one of my sites the other day, he’s a good friend, mid 40’s. “Hey Scott you need to spray some sunscreen on the patch at the back of your head”!. “Fuck off”, he told me… Next day, the little bare patch at the back of his head had scabbed up. Also, to all guys/gals that work outside, please wear sunscreen, I have seen,known and lost friends with skin cancer, through working outside.
Why is your thumb hairy
Until I zoomed in and realised the thing at the rear left was a promotional stick-on bug-mini-plushy sort of thing, I thought I was looking at the top half of a skin covered Dalek
Managed similar – thought walking on beach with over ear headphones was a great idea.
…nice non-taned stripe on head lol
I saw the thumbnail image and thought you’d been hit by a tranquilliser dart.
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