Now the Kremlin just needs to grab some Hefty bags and twist ties and pick them up.
damn, that response is bad ass.
Russian Nazis: “our troops continue their push into your territory”
Ukraine: “we know, they all are dead though”
– Why did the Russians cross into Dnipropetrovsk?
– To get to the other side.
Good will fertilization gesture
Sounds about right to me 🇺🇦🫶🏻🇺🇦🫶🏻🇺🇦
This here is just a small-scale adaptation for the 21st century of the [crack from the 20th century](https://languagemuseum.org/old-finnish-wwii-joke/) also involving Russian goose-steppers in **non**-Russians’ land.
>Suomalainen kenraali Adolf Ehrnrooth vieraili Englannissa toisen maailmansodan jälkeen.
Brittikenraali kysyi häneltä, kuinka monta venäläistä sotilasta on sijoittunut Suomeen.
“Muutama satatuhatta”, vastasi Ehrnrooth.
”Missä päin Suomea ne sijaitsevat?” Brittikenraali kysyi.
Ehrnrooth vastasi: “Kaksi metriä maan alla rajan ympärillä.”
>*Finnish general Adolf Ehrnrooth was visiting in England after the World War II.*
*The British general asked him how many Russian troops were stationed in Finland.*
*“A few hundred thousand” answered Ehrnrooth.*
*“Where in Finland are they stationed?” The British general asked.*
*Ehrnrooth answered: “Two meters underground around the border.”*
The Russians’ self-inflicted allergies to self-reflection and humility degrade their ability to learn from their own mistakes (never mind those of others) compared to the Ukrainians and the rest of the civilized world.
The Russians said…now they dead. Now the Russians said that they….oop now THEY dead.
No bodies no proof being wipeout
Yeah.
Honestly, I think that those guys likely would have died either way.
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Both can be true lol
And so they are.
Now the Kremlin just needs to grab some Hefty bags and twist ties and pick them up.
damn, that response is bad ass.
Russian Nazis: “our troops continue their push into your territory”
Ukraine: “we know, they all are dead though”
– Why did the Russians cross into Dnipropetrovsk?
– To get to the other side.
Good will fertilization gesture
Sounds about right to me 🇺🇦🫶🏻🇺🇦🫶🏻🇺🇦
This here is just a small-scale adaptation for the 21st century of the [crack from the 20th century](https://languagemuseum.org/old-finnish-wwii-joke/) also involving Russian goose-steppers in **non**-Russians’ land.
>Suomalainen kenraali Adolf Ehrnrooth vieraili Englannissa toisen maailmansodan jälkeen.
Brittikenraali kysyi häneltä, kuinka monta venäläistä sotilasta on sijoittunut Suomeen.
“Muutama satatuhatta”, vastasi Ehrnrooth.
”Missä päin Suomea ne sijaitsevat?” Brittikenraali kysyi.
Ehrnrooth vastasi: “Kaksi metriä maan alla rajan ympärillä.”
>*Finnish general Adolf Ehrnrooth was visiting in England after the World War II.*
*The British general asked him how many Russian troops were stationed in Finland.*
*“A few hundred thousand” answered Ehrnrooth.*
*“Where in Finland are they stationed?” The British general asked.*
*Ehrnrooth answered: “Two meters underground around the border.”*
The Russians’ self-inflicted allergies to self-reflection and humility degrade their ability to learn from their own mistakes (never mind those of others) compared to the Ukrainians and the rest of the civilized world.
The Russians said…now they dead. Now the Russians said that they….oop now THEY dead.
No bodies no proof being wipeout
Yeah.
Honestly, I think that those guys likely would have died either way.
It’s just called Dnipro now
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