MAGA men out here thinking they’re a prize catch as they sit covered in cheeto dust on their couch yelling at strangers online about how women need to be subservient to men, spending their tiny paychecks on cheap beer and vape pens, and flat out refusing to plan for any sort of future.
Sorry ladies, your desire for basic human rights and a modicum of respect eliminates you from the vast pool of females that Chet Dipshitterson totally has clawing down his door wanting his slightly below average penis.
This is your loss, trust him!
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Follow up: “Yeah, thought so, douche nozzle.”
Dudes get all freaky with socks but sure they would ever reject something with a pulse
It’s not small, it’s totally average. I looked it up.
The kind of women who are impressed by MAGA men are not the kind of women id want to date…
Literally scraping the bottom of the barrel.
A lot of the desire for “traditional” wives comes from the fact that most independent women wouldn’t put up with their shit. If a woman doesn’t stand up for herself, he doesn’t have to change.
That made me laugh 😂
MAGAs can all hang out together.
Absolutely everyone should be happy.
Isn’t this the Perfect Win, Win, Win?
A conservative dating app for right wingers named The Right Stuff didn’t do very well because there weren’t enough women on there. That spoke volumes. There were other reasons but the fact that many women didn’t get on there made me smirk.
Like many things, this is an issue that only exists in MAGA’s head. No one wants to date you, woke or otherwise.
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MAGA men out here thinking they’re a prize catch as they sit covered in cheeto dust on their couch yelling at strangers online about how women need to be subservient to men, spending their tiny paychecks on cheap beer and vape pens, and flat out refusing to plan for any sort of future.
Sorry ladies, your desire for basic human rights and a modicum of respect eliminates you from the vast pool of females that Chet Dipshitterson totally has clawing down his door wanting his slightly below average penis.
This is your loss, trust him!
[removed]
Follow up: “Yeah, thought so, douche nozzle.”
Dudes get all freaky with socks but sure they would ever reject something with a pulse
It’s not small, it’s totally average. I looked it up.
The kind of women who are impressed by MAGA men are not the kind of women id want to date…
Literally scraping the bottom of the barrel.
A lot of the desire for “traditional” wives comes from the fact that most independent women wouldn’t put up with their shit. If a woman doesn’t stand up for herself, he doesn’t have to change.
That made me laugh 😂
MAGAs can all hang out together.
Absolutely everyone should be happy.
Isn’t this the Perfect Win, Win, Win?
A conservative dating app for right wingers named The Right Stuff didn’t do very well because there weren’t enough women on there. That spoke volumes. There were other reasons but the fact that many women didn’t get on there made me smirk.
Like many things, this is an issue that only exists in MAGA’s head. No one wants to date you, woke or otherwise.
And we’re fine with that.
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