UK has just surrendered to the EU. RIP Britain

by vnb9852

50 comments
  1. What about the fish?
    Will someone please consider the fish 🐟

  2. Can we change the UK flair to “Failed Brexiteer,” /u/rex-ac?

  3. *makes sensible deal with EU*…omg how could he surrender like that!

    *when UK prime minister actually surrenders to US interests*…oh wow what a great deal with our bestest of friends! 

    Tell me your media is infiltrated and bought by the CIA without telling me. 

  4. Wasn’t he in France when the debate on the EU deal was happening? Does he have a German wife? Or a French one?

  5. Can farage please just F- off out of politics. He is a disease that has screwed us all over through his grifting, first it was the EU, now it’s the ECHR, Farage will not stop finding a bogeyman to rile up the gammonheads of this country.

  6. This guy is so fucking annoying, it’s not even fun any more, he has made a living as a high-level political parasite, contributing to the downgrade of his country in virtually all respects, and there is cocksuckers still giving him a platform, fucking disgusting

  7. Torygraph? Only fit to fish turds like Farage out of the pond

  8. Does that mean we have to manage the UK now? Oh, fuck, I hope not!

  9. Farage is feigning upset. This is good news for Britain.

  10. U-turn on pre election promises?

    🤔 reminds me of something?

  11. The Torygraph is platforming Farage now? Can’t say I’m surprised.

    Hate is far too powerful an emotion to waste on someone I don’t like, but damn if he doesn’t tempt me

  12. Surrendered? There has never been a battle or hope, Figel

  13. After 111 years we finally managed to make Barry surrender

  14. My understanding of Brexit was never to cut all ties with Europe but to leave a very restrictive trade deal which encompassed trade, military, education, and free movement amongst many more things. Once out of the EU wasn’t the plan to make deals with groups like the EU on our own initiative rather than doing whatever Brussels told us. Nigel is getting mad at Brexit actually finally coming to fruition rather than being stuck in that awkward and painful breakup stage

  15. Yet none of the flag shagging nonces can spell out what benefits Brexit has brought us.

  16. The EU could offer us free membership, freedom to ignore EU regulations and a personal letter of appreciation from Macron and Nigel would still complain about it and call it a betrayal

  17. When Farage says something is bad it usually means it is a great thing. So:

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  18. Britain has lost it’s fight against EU and now has to suffer free trade and economic prosperity.

    May god help them… 😔✊🇬🇧

  19. The UK under Nigel Farage: shoots itself in the foot. Now under Starmer, it is seeking medical help rather than let the wound get infected. But Farage says this is a U-turn and the wound should in fact get infected.

  20. British aristocracy sells British jobs in exchange for getting on planes faster.

  21. Congratulations to all the EU. All of our objectives for this 2025 have been met, and it’s not even summer!

  22. Surrendering to the EU?!!!! What would Churchill make of this! Hitler would be so disappointed!

    ![gif](giphy|Z5xk7fGO5FjjTElnpT|downsized)

  23. Dance, Barry, dance mwahahaha

    ![gif](giphy|7KRrldTexaHKbByRr0)

  24. It’s just phase 1 of the keikaku (keikaku means plan)

  25. This dumb cunt was on holiday when the Westminster debate happened. Please just revive the Rwanda scheme for this bloke.

  26. Can we have a part of Scotland with a lot of distilleries when we decide on occupation zones?

  27. I barely know who farage is. Seems like a dipshit but all i will ever know him for is “UP THE RA”

  28. Nigel should just be quiet. He was one of the main spokesmen of Brexit, and then Brexit happened and UK would have to be governed as stand-alone he jumped ship. Coward.

  29. OK.

    For France, we’ll take Scotland. Norn iron can go to Ireland. Wales to Portugal?

    England to the Netherlands?

  30. I <3 EU ‘surrender’

    Hope some nice youth mobility deal can be worked out, miss u guys

  31. It’s a dirty job but somebody had to do it.

    Is the UK is going to be on the Eurostat map of Europe again or is sharing data still a bridge too far?

  32. Translation:

    Russia is stomping their feet and Europe is stronger now.

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