Divorce proceedings are underway between Trumpleton and Muskrat

Posted by henswoe

44 comments
  1. TRUMP:
    Elon, where are you going? My ass needs wiping.

    MUSK:
    Don, I still haven’t got the poop from under my fingernails from the last time. It just keeps coming. I’m covered in it.

    TRUMP:
    So that’s it? No more poop? No more poop for my Muskrat?

    MUSK:
    Don’t worry. I’m going to make an NFT of poop and we’ll make trillions.

    TRUMP:
    I taught you well.

    These are actual quotes from:
    [https://www.thepoke.com/2025/05/21/elon-musk-said-hes-basically-pulling-the-plug-funding-trump/](https://www.thepoke.com/2025/05/21/elon-musk-said-hes-basically-pulling-the-plug-funding-trump/)

    Not really, I made them up

  2. Still plenty of opportunities to make him cry more.

  3. Fake. He’s just not going to be doing it publicly.

  4. He’s trying to be the guy that used to be admired by most of us, but my bet is, he’s going to fail.

  5. Really? He was just in the White House to participate in the attempted embarrassment the South African president.

  6. Translation ‘I swear i’m not a total peice of shit, please start buying Teslas again’.

    Edit: used an apostrophe for a plural and now I feel sick.

  7. Why does he look like he just got back to the carpark after getting caught in the rain after a short bush walk and grabbed inkle Jim’s jacket from the boot to warm up.

  8. He got grok enough IRS and personal US Citizen data for training. He’s done.

  9. Come up with this bullshit as an idea for a movie. Not even the dumbest Hollywood producer will buy it.

  10. He paid a quarter billion to steal all our data. I don’t give a fuck what he says. Seize his assets, send him to Cecot. Apparently that’s what’s acceptable, I’m just recommending the same things the administration does.

  11. Where’s the link to the article or video? Screenshot only are rubbish.

  12. Where is his Maga hat lately that he wore so proudly and often?

  13. It would be great if the media would stop spewing this obvious bullshit. Musk has been in almost every Trump meeting lately. There’s photographic proof. Stop carrying Trump and Musk’s water you useless media. Their reign of terror is your fucking fault.

  14. Too late Elon. You can’t put that Nazi back in the bag.

  15. He still left many minions in government positions. He’s just doing less politics publicly. Elon is just not a Trump shield anymore. Tho there was talk of the board looking to replace him as ceo. But anything elon did ultimately 100% accountable to Trump. Make no mistake of that. All the government firings, cuts to veteran centers, planes & helicopters going down bec of doge cuts. It’s all falls on Trumps shoulders.

  16. Never trust the villian. Clearly just won’t do it publicly. Even if he did stop, he needs to continue to suffer for the damage he did which will continue to hurt us for generations

  17. I wonder if this means he won’t be funding Republican candidates that primary sitting Republicans who go against Trump?

    Might embolden a few moderate Republicans.

  18. Maybe he’s trying for a redemption arc?

    Hypothetical: He gets sober and therapy. He realises and admits what a total asshat he’s been. Then, he spends his fortune to destroy trump and becomes the worlds biggest philanthropist giving everything to make the world a better place.

    If only.

  19. He already has ALL our information. On to the next country

  20. He’s lying.

    Even if he wasn’t the damage is done.

    DIAF musk.

  21. Bullshit Musky is saying this publicly cause he is worried about Tesla stock!

  22. I don’t believe it. These are his public words to sway opinion. His actions will be different n

  23. I object to calling Musk Muskrat, as it is insulting to muskrats, who are lovely animals that never tried overthrow democracy and love their children.

  24. If he really had some balls we would start funding democrats

  25. He dresses in what a nine year old would think is cool for an adult.

  26. What f is everyone talking about? Trump just trumpeted in the black president of South Africa to call him out for a white genocide. Guess who in the administration is pushing that agenda?

  27. Well, he has the leather flight jacket. Has fElon started on his finger nail clippings collection?

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