
Greenland Signs Lucrative Minerals Deal with Europe in Blow to Trump
https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673

Greenland Signs Lucrative Minerals Deal with Europe in Blow to Trump
https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
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This will hurt his ego. I am sure a tweet will be following shortly
Treat them well, they may be friendly back to you.
ERROR: Does not compute.
[TrumpOS v0.0.2]
Shart of the Deal
This is fine. Trump only wanted Greenland for national security reasons /s
Good. Keep Greenland out of America’s grasp.
Feels like the same thing Ukraine did to protect itself from Russia.
Nice reverse-UNO there EU!
Good. If the US wants to act like Russia, let it be cut off and fester in its misery like Russia.
I am sure that this is all Biden’s fault.
I’m picturing Cartman licking tears off Scott Tenermans face.
As an America, I couldn’t be more proud for Europe
If you follow to [the original Reuters article](https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/climate-energy/greenland-gives-danish-french-group-permit-mine-rock-with-green-potential-wake-2025-05-21/):
>COPENHAGEN, May 21 (Reuters) – Greenland on Wednesday handed a 30-year mining permit to a Danish-French mining group aiming **to extract a moon-like rock that could offer a climate-friendly alternative** in aluminium production.
Yeah, Trump’s not gonna care, and this just gives him yet another excuse to create more drama.
Curious though why the above detail was omitted from the Newsweek version…
Outfuckingstanding
Don’t worry: he just completed the “begging middle east tour”, his pathetic belly is full for the moment.
The Fart of the Deal.
USA has become a terrorist country like Russia always were. I hate both of them now.
Art of the deal. Making other countries come closer.
Art of the deal
I hope he doesn’t take this as an excuse to…annex Greenland.
I want off of Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride
we have seen that trump does what he says he’ll do, and he does it badly. there is real reason to fear for the country of greenland and some combination of stupid and tragic coming their way.
Art of the shart
1,000,000% tariffs incoming for the EU
Greenland and Canada would fit very well into EU. They are geographically closer than it may seem on the map.
You love to see it.
Green Land is no longer hot.
Guess what?!?!?!??! TARIFFS FOR YOU!!!! /s
As an American who is trying with everything they can to dethrone Trump – this pleases me
Cue Trump meltdown in 5… 4… 3… 2…
Greenland deepens economic ties (subtext – enhances defensive ties)
Goddamnit now U.S. is going to invade continental Europe…
Trumpy is fucked by Greenlanders
I’m sure it’s not an exclusive deal to the whole country or anything, but still, hahahahha.
Good job Greenland. Good job Europe. Hope Greenland has bigger, biggest, bestest, good, gooder, minerals than Ukraine. I just wish Ukraine would’ve did this too. I feel rotten for my country screwing over Ukraine so bad. Waiting for the Karma to circle back on the ONE.
>Greenland Signs Lucrative Minerals Deal with Europe in Blow to Trump
Why do they phrase it like this? He’s literally acting on behalf of the entire country.
This affects the **United States**. He is fucking things up for all of us, not just himself.
That’s awesome. Good job Greenland 🇬🇱.
Why is Trump the center focal point of every news article during his presidency? I don’t fucking care what he feels or thinks.
So Greenland, an autonomous territory in the Kingdom of Denmark, who are full citizens of Denmark and of the European Union, made a deal with a Danish/French mining company and this is somehow surprising?
This is wild. Entire countries and fucking continents are doing things against/to spite the US because of 1 single POS person.
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