Foxroll him. Open the window, open up Spotify, crank the speakers to 11 and play “Never gonna give you up”.
Submit to your fox overlord. The fox who lives between our road and the next in a clump of trees has taken to sunning itself in our garden recently. Wonderful.
I was just alerted by our local magpie having a fit to the fact that there was a fox cub on my back lawn. At one point he did a big stretch. It was great.
Go out and join him
Do you have a bugle?
Basil Brush must be exhausted from all those boom boom ha ha’s.
That’s a bladdy dingo, mate
Thinking you should probably not get a cat OP or you’d be permanently held hostage
Lol just leave 🤣
Looks like you’ve been chosen as the fox’s personal sunblock, maybe it’s time to embrace the foxy life.
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The British version of *Cujo*.
Just walk out. I’m sure he’s more interested in napping than biting people…probably.
That is your life now, I’m afraid 🦊😂
No such thing as rabies in the UK and he’s chilling and will probably run away, why are you scared?
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Foxroll him. Open the window, open up Spotify, crank the speakers to 11 and play “Never gonna give you up”.
Submit to your fox overlord. The fox who lives between our road and the next in a clump of trees has taken to sunning itself in our garden recently. Wonderful.
I was just alerted by our local magpie having a fit to the fact that there was a fox cub on my back lawn. At one point he did a big stretch. It was great.
Go out and join him
Do you have a bugle?
Basil Brush must be exhausted from all those boom boom ha ha’s.
That’s a bladdy dingo, mate
Thinking you should probably not get a cat OP or you’d be permanently held hostage
Lol just leave 🤣
Looks like you’ve been chosen as the fox’s personal sunblock, maybe it’s time to embrace the foxy life.
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