Cant move in Glasgow for Yanks, they are sending us their worst people
Portubros, resist the Digital Nomad invasion! I know they bring a lot of money with them, but there will be no future for you (other than as waiters/slaves), if you let them stay.
There were reports about orcas attacking boats a while back. Can we get a progress update on the training program?
more and more americans coming to portugal and more and more portuguese leaving the country. Shits gonna be the 51st state 😭
As long it isn’t European, I’m happy
Do they know that in Portuguese cities they practically have to walk everywhere and that it’s mostly gonna be up hill both ways?
Hell?
I heard those American immigrants are eating dogs and cats. Is it a good new ?
And they’ve turned Lisbon into a theme park. Is it that difficult to share the Algarve with Barrys?
Thanks no thanks
Please not my country
Please not my country
Please not my country
Fuuuuuuck…
Ew… no thank you.
Rinkeby?
:DD me earning more than 2x the median salary but still cant afford my own country
fuck this country dude
Ah yes so they can screw the poor Joao’s who can not afford a house or apartment because those expats come buy it all and make b&b’s
Truly something I don’t like!
It’s the same in Brussels with the EU expats from the commission, the prices in Brussels are insane!

Unfortunately we know, and we are tired of this shit…
We really need to start a marketing campaign to let Americans know that Europeans don’t like them and don’t want them here. You’ve got “the greatest country in the world” apparently, so fucking stay there.
>Make a guess **who** is this lucky country
Is who even correct English?
Make official language profficiency compulsory.
We’re cooked
Do they know how small our country is?
Jesus can they just not
I could say “lies, all lies”.
But my upstairs neighbours are Americans so I really can’t =X

Fuck
They’re too fat for the hills. Also our bread doesn’t have sugar. We also like football and have narrow streets where we pretend we’re F1 drivers.
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Cant move in Glasgow for Yanks, they are sending us their worst people
Portubros, resist the Digital Nomad invasion! I know they bring a lot of money with them, but there will be no future for you (other than as waiters/slaves), if you let them stay.
There were reports about orcas attacking boats a while back. Can we get a progress update on the training program?
more and more americans coming to portugal and more and more portuguese leaving the country. Shits gonna be the 51st state 😭
As long it isn’t European, I’m happy
Do they know that in Portuguese cities they practically have to walk everywhere and that it’s mostly gonna be up hill both ways?
Hell?
I heard those American immigrants are eating dogs and cats. Is it a good new ?
And they’ve turned Lisbon into a theme park. Is it that difficult to share the Algarve with Barrys?
Thanks no thanks
Please not my country
Please not my country
Please not my country
Fuuuuuuck…
Ew… no thank you.
Rinkeby?
:DD me earning more than 2x the median salary but still cant afford my own country
fuck this country dude
Ah yes so they can screw the poor Joao’s who can not afford a house or apartment because those expats come buy it all and make b&b’s
Truly something I don’t like!
It’s the same in Brussels with the EU expats from the commission, the prices in Brussels are insane!

Unfortunately we know, and we are tired of this shit…
We really need to start a marketing campaign to let Americans know that Europeans don’t like them and don’t want them here. You’ve got “the greatest country in the world” apparently, so fucking stay there.
>Make a guess **who** is this lucky country
Is who even correct English?
Make official language profficiency compulsory.
We’re cooked
Do they know how small our country is?
Jesus can they just not
I could say “lies, all lies”.
But my upstairs neighbours are Americans so I really can’t =X

Fuck
They’re too fat for the hills. Also our bread doesn’t have sugar. We also like football and have narrow streets where we pretend we’re F1 drivers.
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