Boris Johnson becomes dad for ninth time as wife Carrie gives birth to daughter

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1. That should read “Boris Johnson becomes dad for 9th time as far as we can tell”

   No one outside of Bojo knows the real answer to that conundrum

2. Does the 2 child benefit cap apply here if he 9 kids by 5 different Mothers? Seems like he’s exploiting a loop hole in the system.

3. A modern day Genghis Khan

4. [ Removed by Reddit ]

5. So he’s definitely got some skills.

6. Father’s Day must be difficult over at the Johnson’s home. Family reunions are going to be held in Warehouses with everyone wearing name tags. You wouldn’t want any accidental trysts.

7. How does Boris Johnson reproduces like a rabbit goes beyond me.

8. Mfkr thinks he’s Mel Gibson…

9. Well that’s not helping the gene pool.

10. Guy can fuck

11. Does he not know what’s causing it?

12. How old is he? Although it seems like he’s great for keeping going for all this time the way he is will he see this child graduate secondary school?

13. It irks me how awful men like him and musk keep making new kids to ignore and give daddy issues to

14. He’s only become a dad once.

15. No fan of condoms. If only his father had been!

16. 9 that we know of, I don’t understand how. Imagine looking at that on top of you 😷

17. Why do the dregs of society always have the most children!!!

18. Kids will be recommended to seats in the HoL by 2030.

19. That’s ma boy!

20. It must be so bleak to grow up and realise Boris Johnson is your dad.

21. Only the ninth time?

22. That’s Numberwang!

23. Mans got weak pull out game

24. 9th time *so far*.

25. Imagine Boris Johnson having sex, and 9 kids and I literally cannot get laid for the life of me

26. I know he gets a lot of flack, but I think we should applaud Johnson for single-handedly solving Britain’s aging population crisis.

27. Are you sure it’s only 9? Who is keeping score?

28. What a legend

29. Why do women keep sleeping with this man.

30. Someone buy the man a tele

31. Must be nice to be able to afford to have nine kids…

32. How many abortions has he paid for while married to another woman?

33. Reality TV show “Boris Johnson and baby makes 9!”

    And the show features all his baby mamas and (ex)wives who all have to live together with him. And none of his wealthy friends are allowed to contribute anything to him. No expensive food, no clothes, no luxury property.

    Just imagine if this was a female politician. What would people say?

34. Revolting

35. Swing high sweet charrrrriot! Lol dirty dawg

36. Good lad- making up for what I am not doing.

37. Where does she leave her guide dog when they are doing it?

38. Do people even care?

39. Proof that power has an attraction of its own

40. It’s way more than 9!

41. Jeeze! How many Borislets are there?

42. And the Morlocks shall inherit the earth…

43. Why does he keep reproducing?

44. Poor child

45. Are you sure it’s only 9?

46. He’s like the Nick Cannon of England.

47. The man is going to restart Russia himself.

48. Why is this guy so hated? (Im not from the uk so i have no idea)

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