Contemplative Barry (sent to me by dad who is genuinely called Barry)

by j___m___p

35 comments

  1. That is a lot of man meat. Just looking at that makes me hungry. And thirsty. Lol.

  2. Final form barry, an absolutely terrifying sight. The French won’t know what’s about to hit them.

  5. And they say the UK economy is in thr shitter. Just look at that guy! Must’ve cost a fortune to build up that masterpiece of a beer belly

  6. When jumping off a balcony just doesn’t make you feel like it used to, and you’re considering if a bridge could bring that spark back.

  11. ”i’ve eaten things you wankers wouldn’t believe…”

    – beers in rain monologue

  18. and did those feet in ancient time,

    Walk upon Englands mountains green:

    And was the holy Lamb of God,

    On Englands pleasant pastures seen

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  20. “Arrite, pal? If yez goin’t’cross this bridge, tha’s three riddles I’m goint’ask yez. Uverwise, tha’s fifty quid, thanks.”

  21. ”Oi bruv, got a pint knockin’ about or what? Don’t leave me parched now, yeah?”

  23. Looks like he ate another barry. Probably some kind of territorial dispute over that fabulous pile of rocks and bountiful morrisons haul

  24. Where are all the ‘you shouldn’t take pictures of strangers in public’ enraged white knights? Barry deserves his white knight too

  26. The security fence is there to protect our rocks for the wealth of the nation.

  28. A Barry in his natural habitat safe guarding his rocks ❤️

  32. Lads got about 5 years left in him. Cigarettes and fat as a pig.

  35. This the kind of bloke that comes to Canada and says poutine is too much.

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