Breaking: Kanye West Announced as Germany’s 2026 Eurovision Entry

by Accurate-Fortune593

22 comments
  1. Christ (I’m on pretty heavy sedatives atm) I’m in the midst of a pretty severe manic episode after my cousin dying and losing my girlfriend in a month and Kanye just reminds me that I’m happy that I just tell everyone I am God and know when I do I need help.

    Kinda feel sorry for the bloke, like don’t get me wrong I wouldn’t go through the alt right whatever the fuck he sips, but if I were rich I would be absolutely off my fucking tits and doubt I’d touch my meds lmao. On one hand he has to take responsibility, on the other the mind can make a monster of us all. The more push back he’ll get the more his brain gets paranoid and convinces himself he’s right. The bloke needs to be sectioned and have a care team otherwise he’ll end up dead

  2. Man… Imagine Israel won this years contest… Fun times.

  3. Germany will enter Austria with another artist next year?

    I sincerely hope Poland won’t shoot this time.

  4. Had to look it up because I thought it was a joke but no, this video actually exists.

  5. Fuck this guy, like seriously.
    Guy is so fucking mentally ill he became a real nazi as a black guy. His brain must be mush.

  6. Well atleast he can vibe better with the US Goverment. Dudes just totally braindead lets Hope his existence ends soon.

  7. You just know that weirdo’s will make this a “Summer number 1”.

  8. Who had a rap video with a choir of black guys chanting Heil Hitler on his bingo list?
    I am curious what this simulation offers to us next.

  9. I’m plays this at my nans funeral, it’s what she would have wanted.

  10. Has, has he looked in a mirror? I don’t think the team he’s rooting for is rooting for him.

  11. Forget about Kanye himself for a moment, because at this point I think it’s entirely uncontroversial that he’s what psychiatrists might describe as “Fucking nuts”.

    This track had producers. Backing vocals. People doing the music itself. And now there’s people who did a music video, so presumably we’re talking about camera operators, lighting techs, set designers, costumers, extras, etc. Why are *they* all doing this? Are they getting paid 10x their normal rate? Are they taken in Kanye’s fame, so they just go with it? Surely they can’t all think that this is appropriate.

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