SHOPLIFTER BITES OFF TESCO CUSTOMER’S EAR AND SWALLOWS IT

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  1. I ate his ear with some lamb and a can of scrumpy jack.

    >“He is devastated at what he did. He is ashamed and embarrassed,” Mr Le Vert said.

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  2. I’d be willing to get my ear bit off for an appropriate sum of money. I’d say 100k or more would be satisfactory. I wonder will tescos insurance cover such a thing. Sure its only an ear like. What’s it good for?

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