When you buy one does it comes with free balaclava and a certificate to be an absolute c**t?
I've yet to see someone riding one these wear a helmet, have lights or not do a wheelie to impress their swamp donkeys girlfriends
by scotcheggfan
When you buy one does it comes with free balaclava and a certificate to be an absolute c**t?
I've yet to see someone riding one these wear a helmet, have lights or not do a wheelie to impress their swamp donkeys girlfriends
by scotcheggfan
15 comments
Don’t knock them, these lads will be the source of my new liver 👍
Yeah they are a pointless waste of space. The bike is also annoying.
The premium editions of these cunts comes with a free man-bag too.
Sheisters.
Don’t forget randomly driving in circles in the middle of the road or swerving between lanes like a complete fuckhead with passengers on the back.
Just have to hope they are on the organ donor list as not to let anything go to waste.
Don’t blame the bike, blame the riders.
You get knobheads driving cars too.
I hate them too
These things shouldn’t be sold without a registration plate. Hate buggers who are on the road and don’t pay road tax or have insurance.
It’s even worse with the amount of foreigner illegals who share Uber eats and Deliveroo accounts and bikes.
Easiest thing to do is ban face masks!
It’s expensive and illegal so balaclava is mandatory
Annoying because I bet those bikes are fun off-road as they supposed to be used, shit for the company just associated with scum
Ah, the way parents get rid of their offspring before they turn 16 and they can’t claim their benefits anymore.
>a certificate to be an absolute cunt
No, this is a requirement.
Literally no normal person would purchase one of these.
Ya. People are the fucking worst.
Other than the feeling of impending violence/knife attack?
I hate it when people wear tracksuit bottoms as a casual clothing item, because it’s barely a 50% barrier against their bollocks/genitalia sweat and emissions.
“Buy one”? Not a chance. It’s the brazenness which gets to me, I used to live in a small town, a police car was blasting down the main street, lights and sirens on, and one of these oxygen thieves was following it through the traffic! Literally NO-ONE who is riding one of these round with a mask on is doing any good, but if any of the little darlings gets hurt in a police chase, the gammons go mental on WasteOfSpaceBook, and it’s all the cops fault!
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