Oh Boy, imagine a another world war started by an Austrian.
If only it was that easy
Oh sweet summer child
He looks like a joke
He should have explained to Putin that Russia is going to lose, only question is how badly. Best solution for Russia is to pull out of Ukraine completely now. Granted, it will be an embarrassment to Putin, but overall best outcome he can get.
Putin: OK. Sorry.
Damn who would’ve thought it was this easy to stop this war. Thanks! Maybe now you can ask China to be more Humane towards it’s people? Or better yet ask Earth to stop warming up. (I think this will have a better outcome than asking POOPin to stop the war).
I’m so ashamed to have a party this incompetent in power.
Did they dance again?
Putin is acting. So should we. The time for talking is over.
We should bite the bullet and ban all imports from Russia *now*. The earlier we do that the better. Yes it will be difficult and expensive, but it will be worth it.
Choke Putin to death financially so he (hopefully) cannot reach for the red button.
They should send an austrian painter to scare them
Nehammer is so naïve, it’s nearly poetic.
“No, don’t think I will”
Can we just acknowledge that WW3 has already started and get on with it?
if you don’t, we will attack you with full force.
Europe needs to make it clear that European countries are independent, and no invasion is allowed, starting from now.
Either Russia starts immediate cease fire and withdrawal (including Crimea), or rest of the Europe starts a complete embargo of Russia, while doubling the efforts to supply Ukraine with weapons (and also increasing effort to watch NATO borders against Russia).
If we don’t do this, it’s basically accepting what Russia is doing. And then Russia will try again, until they annex or make 100% puppet states from at least Ukraine, Georgia and Moldova. Also Belarus, as much as it already isn’t a puppet state.
It’s our choice.
Putin: lol no
You tell that in sanctions and arms supply to Ukraine and he’ll listen.
World: Putin! There are dead humans in Ukraine!
Putin: Oh…hey…How did they get here?
World: Puuuuuuutiiiin, what did you do?!
Putin: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!
Worl: Explain what happened, Putin!
Putin: I’ve never seen them before in my life!
World: Why did you kill all these people, Putin?
Putin: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.
Wotld: Tell me, Putin, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Putin: Alright, well…I was in the Kremlin…
World: Okay…
Putin: I was uh…I was sitting in my office…
World: Yes?
Putin: reading a book…
World: Go on…
Putin: And, uh, well these Ukrainians were there in Ukraine …
World: Okay…
Putin: So, I sent my army there…
World: Yes…
Putin: And I…I let them commit 370000 atrocities and war crimes there
World: Putiiiiiiiin, that KILLS people!
Putin: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!
World: How could you not know that?!
Putin: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck
(silence)
World: What happened to those women and children?
Putin: What’s that?
World: Those women and children. Why—why are they all dead?
Putin: Well, I kind of umm…let them be raped and executed.
(silence)
World: Putiiiiiiiiin!
Putin: Well, I—I was sad. And well, you know, when you need women to be raped and children to be butchered…
World: Why on earth would you do that?!
Putin: I was sad for my country to be so tiny! Gimme a break!
World: Putiiiiiiiiiiin!
Putin: My tiny dick gave me instructions
World: Putin!
Putin: That only dead kids and raped women would satisfy!
World: What is wrong with you, Putin?!
Putin: Well, I kill people and I rape their women! That’s—that’s two things!
I think it’s not very fair to isolate this quote from a larger declaration, anyway.
world peace achieved
Austria can use that energy to stop the aggressive illegal logging they doing in Romania….
Poo-tin is all-in now.
I read that the other way around. Would still be fitting tbh
What if all this time Putin would have stopped if someone just told him to, but nobody had thought to try it?
Well someone had to say the actual words
lol
I mean, nice try? I guess.
I think the last line of the article is probably the most important one.
> “every voice that makes clear to President Putin what reality looks like outside the walls of Kremlin is not a wasted voice.”
A “It won’t work if you stop trying” kinda approach.
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Oh Boy, imagine a another world war started by an Austrian.
If only it was that easy
Oh sweet summer child
He looks like a joke
He should have explained to Putin that Russia is going to lose, only question is how badly. Best solution for Russia is to pull out of Ukraine completely now. Granted, it will be an embarrassment to Putin, but overall best outcome he can get.
Putin: OK. Sorry.
Damn who would’ve thought it was this easy to stop this war. Thanks! Maybe now you can ask China to be more Humane towards it’s people? Or better yet ask Earth to stop warming up. (I think this will have a better outcome than asking POOPin to stop the war).
I’m so ashamed to have a party this incompetent in power.
Did they dance again?
Putin is acting. So should we. The time for talking is over.
We should bite the bullet and ban all imports from Russia *now*. The earlier we do that the better. Yes it will be difficult and expensive, but it will be worth it.
Choke Putin to death financially so he (hopefully) cannot reach for the red button.
They should send an austrian painter to scare them
Nehammer is so naïve, it’s nearly poetic.
“No, don’t think I will”
Can we just acknowledge that WW3 has already started and get on with it?
if you don’t, we will attack you with full force.
Europe needs to make it clear that European countries are independent, and no invasion is allowed, starting from now.
Either Russia starts immediate cease fire and withdrawal (including Crimea), or rest of the Europe starts a complete embargo of Russia, while doubling the efforts to supply Ukraine with weapons (and also increasing effort to watch NATO borders against Russia).
If we don’t do this, it’s basically accepting what Russia is doing. And then Russia will try again, until they annex or make 100% puppet states from at least Ukraine, Georgia and Moldova. Also Belarus, as much as it already isn’t a puppet state.
It’s our choice.
Putin: lol no
You tell that in sanctions and arms supply to Ukraine and he’ll listen.
World: Putin! There are dead humans in Ukraine!
Putin: Oh…hey…How did they get here?
World: Puuuuuuutiiiin, what did you do?!
Putin: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!
Worl: Explain what happened, Putin!
Putin: I’ve never seen them before in my life!
World: Why did you kill all these people, Putin?
Putin: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.
Wotld: Tell me, Putin, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Putin: Alright, well…I was in the Kremlin…
World: Okay…
Putin: I was uh…I was sitting in my office…
World: Yes?
Putin: reading a book…
World: Go on…
Putin: And, uh, well these Ukrainians were there in Ukraine …
World: Okay…
Putin: So, I sent my army there…
World: Yes…
Putin: And I…I let them commit 370000 atrocities and war crimes there
World: Putiiiiiiiin, that KILLS people!
Putin: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!
World: How could you not know that?!
Putin: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck
(silence)
World: What happened to those women and children?
Putin: What’s that?
World: Those women and children. Why—why are they all dead?
Putin: Well, I kind of umm…let them be raped and executed.
(silence)
World: Putiiiiiiiiin!
Putin: Well, I—I was sad. And well, you know, when you need women to be raped and children to be butchered…
World: Why on earth would you do that?!
Putin: I was sad for my country to be so tiny! Gimme a break!
World: Putiiiiiiiiiiin!
Putin: My tiny dick gave me instructions
World: Putin!
Putin: That only dead kids and raped women would satisfy!
World: What is wrong with you, Putin?!
Putin: Well, I kill people and I rape their women! That’s—that’s two things!
I think it’s not very fair to isolate this quote from a larger declaration, anyway.
world peace achieved
Austria can use that energy to stop the aggressive illegal logging they doing in Romania….
Poo-tin is all-in now.
I read that the other way around. Would still be fitting tbh
What if all this time Putin would have stopped if someone just told him to, but nobody had thought to try it?
Well someone had to say the actual words
lol
I mean, nice try? I guess.
I think the last line of the article is probably the most important one.
> “every voice that makes clear to President Putin what reality looks like outside the walls of Kremlin is not a wasted voice.”
A “It won’t work if you stop trying” kinda approach.
Or else we will buy more gas from you!