Green Party may soon want people to turn out the lights when they’re having sex, Fine Gael TD tells heated party meeting.

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1. [Turn Out The Lights](https://youtu.be/3D7ZyS6_vjg)

2. FG housing policy means we’ll all be outside putting the blanket on the ground anyway.

3. [Lights Go Out](https://youtu.be/ZHWCb4VzLAE)

4. *”Keep the ould socks on too to keep the heat in”*

   The winter of discontent, might add that to my bingo card for 2022.

   😀

5. > Mayo TD Michael Ring was also critical of the Greens and said their leader Eamon Ryan may want people to have one shower a week but insisted he would shower every day.

   Of course Michael will, isn’t he one of the richest TDs.

6. Eamonn Ryan is a bit of a clown but Fine Gael can fuck off.

7. We turn the lights out anyway, otherwise we’d have to look at each other, heaven forbid.

8. But with FG’s housing policy couples will be having sex in the tent.

9. Were we not supposed to be doing that already?

10. Think next winter the fuel allowance will be a new blanket and a couple candles

11. Ahahaha, and also fuck Fine Gael

12. Oh baby when the lights go out

13. That man’s never had sex in his life.

14. Nice for FG’s client journalist friends to be putting the blame on the Greens. Its as if FG aren’t in government and able to actually do something. At the moment, Ryan is actually doing more that these muppets by offering actual advice to people.

15. > four-hour parliamentary party meeting

    That sounds like hell on earth

16. Implying FG TD’s have sex?

17. Who keeps the light on?

18. I’d say that’s already party policy in FG.

19. There was a post on the Europe sub yday about oligarchs in Surrey crying because of the sanctions and how it’s affecting them. Apparently someone working for one spoke anonymously. They said these people have had a live crab and caviar flow from moscow to London for a party…But us clowns are being told to not fly the once a year we might and take shorter showers.

    Until they start to tackle the rich, fuck all is going to change. If the game is rigged, don’t even bother playing. Don’t have kids, modular homes, van living, stop buying from giant corporations, make your own food as much as possible. And travel, it’s good for the soul. Kinda sounds like a hippy to be fair…

    Easier said than done but fuck the rat race and being a human resource.

20. Freaks on here shining torches in their partners face during sex.

21. Aslong as theres space in the bed for the Lord Jesus then thats the main thing.

    He keeps the lights on though, kinky like that.

22. It’s just that, since I put on the weight, I just like the lights down very low you know…

23. “The Tánaiste told the meeting he would shower as long as he feels appropriate.” Welcome to 2022.

24. Does this mean FG support leaving the lights on while having sex? I am genuinely shocked by this. Next they will be proposing something other than missionary.

25. I mean it’s not a bad idea

26. Most middle aged couples were happy to hear this.

27. Is this a joke? Is this really what politicians are debating? Fuck my fucking life.

28. Closed 2 turf power stations …..but signed the Brazilian trade deal ….with the EU ….now the Amazon is burning at twice the rate to make grazing land fir more cattle …..that Irish have to reduce their own heard …..utter gobshites…

29. The country will be in permanent darkness then because we keep allowing these dip shits to continually fcuk us for all we have and more. FFS.

30. PERVERTS Sex with the light on !!!!!!!

    Joke

31. What? Some people leave the lights on when they are having sex? Kinky bastards!

32. Can you leave your hat on?

33. NATO and Russia have a war to fund, inflation to the moon

34. [The green party be like](https://i.imgur.com/18XKWBf.png)

35. The boom is most definitely not back

36. Maybe I am ugly but do any Irish girls do it with the lights on?

37. This is where we are. Our leaders are so committed to political point scoring that they are debating shower timings.

    We have inflation, supply chain problems, fuel shortages, climate change, a housing crisis, hospital waiting lists, our debt is 60% of GDP, a pandemic and 2 of the world’s biggest nuclear powers taking a war like posture against one another.

    We obviously have serious global issues going on, why can’t we all put our shoulder to the wheel and drive through our shared problems?

    I hate every political party in this country! Useless on every level.

38. Will they guarantee the sex if we turn off the lights?