Elon Musk says ‘son punched me’ as he appears at White House with black eye
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2062371/elon-musk-pictured-black-eye
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Elon Musk says ‘son punched me’ as he appears at White House with black eye
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2062371/elon-musk-pictured-black-eye
Posted by daily_express
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Elon Musk has said a black eye reporters spotted during a farewell to the White House press conference with Donald Trump on Friday was caused by his son punching him while they were “horsing around”.
The tech billionaire and world’s richest man had been working in the Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) which was tasked with identifying “waste” and making sweeping cuts.
Despite his contact coming to an end, the Tesla CEO will seemingly stick around the White House, as Mr Trump said “he would be back”.
Even his son wants to punch him
My money is on a fight w stephen miller over miller’s wife
More on this subject from other reputable sources:
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– Financial Times (A-): [Elon Musk steps down from Trump administration](https://www.ft.com/content/a1638829-63c7-416a-ab18-ac1839f4afc0)
– Guardian (C+): [Trump confirms he’ll be negotiating his signature tax bill after Musk criticism](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/may/28/trump-tax-bill-weakens-doge-cost-cutting-efforts-elon-musk)
– Independent (C+): [Elon Musk officially announces departure from Trump’s government](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-leaves-trump-administration-doge-b2759693.html)
– Straits Times (B): [Elon Musk leaving Trump administration, capping turbulent tenure](https://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/elon-musk-leaving-trump-administration-white-house-official-confirms)
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I dont think a kid can give you a balck eye, he seem pretty nervious when he was asked lol He was ashamed
Sounds better than “I was super high, lost my balance and hit my face on the floor”…
Rich boy fight club, confirmed.
Face punchability transcends all ages and ethnicities.
Appropriate feedback.
The little guy may not be the best human shield after all.
Nifty, the kid is both meat shield and weapon.
For the first time, I’m jealous of his son.
God I love a good dumpster fire. Thanks, Elon. You douche lord.
What a lucky kid…
Yeah, right.
He stiffed his drug dealer.
True! His son just followed Elon’s prompt, lmao!🤣
“When asked about the injury, he stated that his 5-year-old son, X Æ A-Xii (often referred to as X), was responsible.
Musk reportedly explained that he was “horsing around” with his son and told him to “go ahead, punch me in the face,” which his son then did. He added that he didn’t feel much at the time, but it bruised later.”/ Copypasta
Babyshield ™️ backfire.
“Thats for making me your human shield!”
Not according to Steve Bannon. But then again, Steve Bannon is a known liar.
https://www.reddit.com/r/thescoop/s/BuWwxkftEd
His youngest is an out of control psycho, the rest don’t want anything to do with him.
Party of family values everyone
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We are all that little kid.
Kids 5 and already punching Nazis. I respect the hell outta that
This reminds me of when my Dad – who was at the hospital bachelors appendix burst – told the doctor I hit him in the stomach, and that’s why he was in the hospital.
The doctor got mad and told him not to even joke about that to me. Me punching him in the gut playing could have saved his life.
I was like 😳
His bullet absorber attacked him?
Nah, I call BS. TACO did it. Or the drugs…. Or both 🤭
Good for Kevlar. Now go for the other one.
I guess his son beat me to it.
Thank his son for me
Russians “spoke” with him.
Honestly, looks like he might’ve been in a K-hole and fell into the corner of a table or something.
Let me know if your son needs help next time.
Yeah right! Good excuse
Even babies know you’re supposed to punch Nazis.
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