We do have the best insults, and we should take pride in that.
I remember coming to uk for first time and one of my work mates called me a “cofee table” 😭
Type of thing an absolute helmet would do
> 10 convictions for 26 offences
The only absolute helmet is the guy doing 14 months, fuck him
Use the word Absolute, add any word and you have a British insult.
Hurting a judges feelings shouldn’t get you a longer sentence. Imagine calling your WiFi provider about not getting the service you paid for and they are useless and unhelpful and you call them a helmet so they increase your monthly bill. People in rough positions get angry, they should be able to handle it as a judge
Saw some woman down the park laughing at something silly that her kid did. She was like ‘ho ho ho you absolute bellend’
I have laughed my ass out for that absolute helmet insult but still have no idea what he meant.
Hey guys, As a South African I would like to know what an absolute helmet means thank you
Notice that he wasn’t charged with lying
No know whose side I’m on here I have to ask was the judge being an absolute helmet or not?
I was just thinking when I saw this that we are so creative with insulting people
I like his style-not a shit was given.
Best one I heard about was when the Judge gave out a sentence the defendant said something like ‘Ten years? I’ll do that spinning on my dick’ so the judge added extra 😄
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We do have the best insults, and we should take pride in that.
I remember coming to uk for first time and one of my work mates called me a “cofee table” 😭
Type of thing an absolute helmet would do
> 10 convictions for 26 offences
The only absolute helmet is the guy doing 14 months, fuck him
Use the word Absolute, add any word and you have a British insult.
Hurting a judges feelings shouldn’t get you a longer sentence. Imagine calling your WiFi provider about not getting the service you paid for and they are useless and unhelpful and you call them a helmet so they increase your monthly bill. People in rough positions get angry, they should be able to handle it as a judge
So much for free speach.
Just WalesOnline things:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/1j3yheg/peppa_pig](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/1j3yheg/peppa_pig)
And the Judge took that personally
What are some other bangers that you’ve heard?
a scumbag criminal makes you proud to be a Brit?
Saw some woman down the park laughing at something silly that her kid did. She was like ‘ho ho ho you absolute bellend’
I have laughed my ass out for that absolute helmet insult but still have no idea what he meant.
Hey guys, As a South African I would like to know what an absolute helmet means thank you
Notice that he wasn’t charged with lying
No know whose side I’m on here I have to ask was the judge being an absolute helmet or not?
I was just thinking when I saw this that we are so creative with insulting people
I like his style-not a shit was given.
Best one I heard about was when the Judge gave out a sentence the defendant said something like ‘Ten years? I’ll do that spinning on my dick’ so the judge added extra 😄
Absolute + Any noun = British insult
It’s the winning formula.
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