Sarcasm and hyperbole is almost completely unknown to the Irish people. Take everything said to you 110% literally.
Nice try Rosie O’Donnell 🐷
Well obviously when the weather is bad the roads get taken in so you need to plan around that
In Ireland, if you’re talking in the future tense the season after Winter is called Spring, but if you’re talking in the past tense it’s called Sprang. This comes from the Irish for this season which is Is amadán thú
The pub guy and his bag of dodgy dvds.
The internet is dogshit here, yes
Every household item has a shop dedicated to it, kettle shop, soap shop, toilet paper can be found in the paper shop, but writing paper is found in the stationary paper shop
Newcomers must in all cases stand in the ‘front row’ when using a trough in Men’s toilets. Don’t fret – stray micturition is a time honoured sign of respect on the Emerald Isle.
A crowd of eejit’s who think they are funny.
When someone asks “what’s the crack (spelled: craic)?” they are not asking for drugs!
The stunning beaches of Athlone. Vastly underrated.
On a serious note, expect the tv license man! Mine was up in the start of April and I didn’t have the money to pay all at once and since I’ve had them at my door weekly while I’m at work dropping in letters 🫤
Does he sell horse manure
The Internet comes in a special Internet wheelbarrow.
Back in my day, we would tell them about the pocket fish.
The three motherway lanes. One for cars. (Usually quite empty. The lane for horse and carts (quite busy) . And the lane for Guinness lorries (absolutely flat out).
Had an American boy convinced this was real, back in the xbox 360 daya.
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the shite weather like i know you’ve probably heard about it before but the stories don’t do it justice
A fanny pack is called a gee bag here.
You can drink the toilet water here
Posting your own comment as content?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/vcvcr4/no_wednesdays_in_ireland_because_of_the_time/
This thread has a lot of gems.
Sarcasm and hyperbole is almost completely unknown to the Irish people. Take everything said to you 110% literally.
Nice try Rosie O’Donnell 🐷
Well obviously when the weather is bad the roads get taken in so you need to plan around that
In Ireland, if you’re talking in the future tense the season after Winter is called Spring, but if you’re talking in the past tense it’s called Sprang. This comes from the Irish for this season which is Is amadán thú
The pub guy and his bag of dodgy dvds.
The internet is dogshit here, yes
Every household item has a shop dedicated to it, kettle shop, soap shop, toilet paper can be found in the paper shop, but writing paper is found in the stationary paper shop
Newcomers must in all cases stand in the ‘front row’ when using a trough in Men’s toilets. Don’t fret – stray micturition is a time honoured sign of respect on the Emerald Isle.
A crowd of eejit’s who think they are funny.
When someone asks “what’s the crack (spelled: craic)?” they are not asking for drugs!
The stunning beaches of Athlone. Vastly underrated.
On a serious note, expect the tv license man! Mine was up in the start of April and I didn’t have the money to pay all at once and since I’ve had them at my door weekly while I’m at work dropping in letters 🫤
Does he sell horse manure
The Internet comes in a special Internet wheelbarrow.
Source: https://9gag.com/gag/aRBK4dy
Back in my day, we would tell them about the pocket fish.
The three motherway lanes. One for cars. (Usually quite empty. The lane for horse and carts (quite busy) . And the lane for Guinness lorries (absolutely flat out).
Had an American boy convinced this was real, back in the xbox 360 daya.
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