Just another normal day in the world’s weirdest sitcom.

Posted by Specific-Yogurt4731

9 comments
  1. “Texas schools and hemp locations.”

    Cool. Now do one with liquor stores and bars.

  2. Yeah but for one brief moment yesterday we had a black eye in the Oval Office again, and that was nice.

  3. Elons’ drug problems are a prime example of how our drug laws are unjust and based on a subconscious bias about who it is that uses drugs.

  4. Same as it ever was. Legalize it. 🌳🇨🇦

    As long as it’s coming from their private pharmacy labs, these cunts will stay as high as the rest of us — if not doubly so, if you land the corrupt pharmacist in the Big [White] Boys Clubs, as Elon and Adderall Don both have.

    A junkie is always poor and lazy, while the rich man is merely eccentric and leisurely.

  5. Is he wearing a shirt that says “The Dogefather”?

  6. Pretty pathetic he can’t at least appear sober and together for like, 5 minutes for a press conference. Degenerate lowlife.

  7. Elon gives ketamine a bad name.

    It’s probably the reason I am alive right now. Of course I had a doctor who provided it.

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