England, Germany and France at the centre of the relevant universe 🏴🤝🇩🇪🤝🇫🇷
Finland considers us a rival? I wasn’t aware
I think you can add an arrow from France to Germany. The only nations we consider our equivalent and rival are Germany and UK.
What the hell, Barry. Your neighbours hate you. All of them, including those closest to you in continental Europe. And you all live together. You can’t seem to make any friends.
Would like to see where Switzerland fits. Haha. Neutral.
Why the hell is there an arrow from italy to us, are they still pissy they couldn’t invade all of Gaul because of Astérix lol
Apart the banter with south tyrol (who tbh they care more than us) our rivalry with Austria died with their Empire.
its like the guy in school who always bullied you, but after you gave him a nice punch he cries and will never bother you anymore.
Spain’s arrow needs to be pointed at France and Portugal too
Ah yes, no French arrow pointing to Germany.
It isn’t like they fought multiple world wars or that the French lost the Franco-Prussian War …
You can add an arrow from France pointing to itself
6 arrows in, 1 arrow out = winners
I thought we had something special, Franzmann. I think we need to clarify this again: we’ll meet in a year for the imperial coronation in Versailles.
Is this some kind of elaborate joke? Considering english press obsession with germany I’d say they see us way more of a rival than France, football wise it’s even worse. Most one-sided rivalry of all time even
Finland/Korea where??
Pierrete is fine though.
You know you are powerful when everyone has an arrow towards you but you barely acknowledge their existence.
Barry and Pierre fucking ultra sigma chads in here ngl. Tbf Hans outplayed everyone a bit later on but that‘s just Hans autism combined with a crystal meth addiction that kicked in a bit too hard
France and the UK, suffering from success.
So many eyes on us but we only see barry. XoXo barry 😘 you’re the only one for us.
Shit quality, France was ours too
There needs to be an arrow between Portugal and those freaky deeky Dutch
Some might not know this, but the extent of damage during the deluge was far greater than any other damage done to Poland during a war. We lost a considerable amount of pieces of art, of which some, are still in Sweden to this day, among other things.
„Rival” implies some sort of respect for the enemy, and no Pole respects Russia
Tbh we should also have an arrow towards Iran and Austria
Keep hiding the fact that you actually did not point the spanish and russian arrows towards france cause you’d have to admit it has more rivals.
The furthest you got from conquering the big dogs in europe was some french shore.
as austrian its purely germany. like on every ranking the running joke is: “Bessa ois die Deitschn” wich means better than germany, cause thats all we care about when looking at statistics.
The fact that Barry gets 6 arrows and we get 5 is unacceptable! Surely we should also get an arrow from Spain or even Austria!
The sea isn’t a rival. It’s our bitch.
I always knew it Pierre – many people may look down on us and our complex relationship but we only have eyes for each other 😍
Can somebody hate me? Look at me! I swear I’m relevant!
*”You can judge a man by the quality of his enemies.”*
– Winston Churchill. Or Dr Who. I can’t remember.
Love you too Pierre
what did we do to Poland? We’ve been nothing but nice to them
I guess you left out the balkans because it would just be that Spiderman pointing meme?
Well I’m still irritated that Germany took the bottom half of Denmark. And that England bombed the capital when we were a neutral country. But ye mostly the problem is Sweden for learning to walk over the ice, and stealing our fountain.
Austria to France is missing.
Thats fake, we hate french more than english
For Americans: everybody hates two or more countries and everybody hates France.
I don’t get why we don’t even have an arrow against ourselves
This is unfair and i’m offended.
England grabs all the fame by including countries which aren’t countries (🏴) or who even voted not to become a real country (🏴) just to get more arrows. Meanwhile, OP omitted actual countries (🇨🇭🇨🇿🇱🇺) who honestly hate us. That’s cheating.
We have land borders with 9 countries and they *all* hate us. We worked hard for that, and to quote your former prime minister, i want my arrows back.
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England, Germany and France at the centre of the relevant universe 🏴🤝🇩🇪🤝🇫🇷
Finland considers us a rival? I wasn’t aware
I think you can add an arrow from France to Germany. The only nations we consider our equivalent and rival are Germany and UK.
What the hell, Barry. Your neighbours hate you. All of them, including those closest to you in continental Europe. And you all live together. You can’t seem to make any friends.
Would like to see where Switzerland fits. Haha. Neutral.
Why the hell is there an arrow from italy to us, are they still pissy they couldn’t invade all of Gaul because of Astérix lol
Apart the banter with south tyrol (who tbh they care more than us) our rivalry with Austria died with their Empire.
its like the guy in school who always bullied you, but after you gave him a nice punch he cries and will never bother you anymore.
Spain’s arrow needs to be pointed at France and Portugal too
Ah yes, no French arrow pointing to Germany.
It isn’t like they fought multiple world wars or that the French lost the Franco-Prussian War …
Should be a long arrow from Russia to us too
https://preview.redd.it/xuiow913p44f1.png?width=339&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a4ca3e5517db99ea5c089f7ee2402804a21b503
soft cope
Holland and the sea. At it again fucker?
You can add an arrow from France pointing to itself
6 arrows in, 1 arrow out = winners
I thought we had something special, Franzmann. I think we need to clarify this again: we’ll meet in a year for the imperial coronation in Versailles.
Is this some kind of elaborate joke? Considering english press obsession with germany I’d say they see us way more of a rival than France, football wise it’s even worse. Most one-sided rivalry of all time even
Finland/Korea where??
Pierrete is fine though.
You know you are powerful when everyone has an arrow towards you but you barely acknowledge their existence.
Barry and Pierre fucking ultra sigma chads in here ngl. Tbf Hans outplayed everyone a bit later on but that‘s just Hans autism combined with a crystal meth addiction that kicked in a bit too hard
France and the UK, suffering from success.
So many eyes on us but we only see barry. XoXo barry 😘 you’re the only one for us.
Shit quality, France was ours too
There needs to be an arrow between Portugal and those freaky deeky Dutch
Some might not know this, but the extent of damage during the deluge was far greater than any other damage done to Poland during a war. We lost a considerable amount of pieces of art, of which some, are still in Sweden to this day, among other things.
https://preview.redd.it/vakjg3j4w44f1.png?width=1041&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e9e1ec55c05ea569fff982abbccb76f1cab43a5
„Rival” implies some sort of respect for the enemy, and no Pole respects Russia
Tbh we should also have an arrow towards Iran and Austria
Keep hiding the fact that you actually did not point the spanish and russian arrows towards france cause you’d have to admit it has more rivals.
The furthest you got from conquering the big dogs in europe was some french shore.
as austrian its purely germany. like on every ranking the running joke is: “Bessa ois die Deitschn” wich means better than germany, cause thats all we care about when looking at statistics.
The fact that Barry gets 6 arrows and we get 5 is unacceptable! Surely we should also get an arrow from Spain or even Austria!
The sea isn’t a rival. It’s our bitch.
I always knew it Pierre – many people may look down on us and our complex relationship but we only have eyes for each other 😍
Can somebody hate me? Look at me! I swear I’m relevant!
*”You can judge a man by the quality of his enemies.”*
– Winston Churchill. Or Dr Who. I can’t remember.
Love you too Pierre
what did we do to Poland? We’ve been nothing but nice to them
I guess you left out the balkans because it would just be that Spiderman pointing meme?
Well I’m still irritated that Germany took the bottom half of Denmark. And that England bombed the capital when we were a neutral country. But ye mostly the problem is Sweden for learning to walk over the ice, and stealing our fountain.
Austria to France is missing.
Thats fake, we hate french more than english
For Americans: everybody hates two or more countries and everybody hates France.
I don’t get why we don’t even have an arrow against ourselves
This is unfair and i’m offended.
England grabs all the fame by including countries which aren’t countries (🏴) or who even voted not to become a real country (🏴) just to get more arrows. Meanwhile, OP omitted actual countries (🇨🇭🇨🇿🇱🇺) who honestly hate us. That’s cheating.
We have land borders with 9 countries and they *all* hate us. We worked hard for that, and to quote your former prime minister, i want my arrows back.
Fucking bullshit.
Spain’s biggest enemy is Spain.
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