5 arrested as man’s arm nearly severed off by machete thug in UK city bingo hall

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1. How quickly will the race of the offenders be released i wonder

2. Clean the floor 54

3. Chavs have been out of control for 25+ years and nothing is ever going to be done about it.

4. 26 pick up bodily bits.

5. The most drastic way of reintroducing the one arm bandits back to the bingo hall.

6. who the fk takes a machete to a bingo hall?

   was it attempted de-armed robbery? 👀

7. “Severed off” is really annoying me.

8. 22, no more swimming for you

9. Thank goodness they banned all the zombie knives

10. How long until the racists start asking for the perpetrators’ race?

11. Yeah, Brenda can be a nightmare if she’s not got a biscut with her tea…lucky it was only his arm.

12. The 44s, a round of applau.. oh.. moving on.

13. Hes armless 😉

14. That’s what happens when you sit in one of the regulars seats.

15. Bingo out to be outlawed. All those Arabic numbers get folk heated. Although, if they spent their time adding, multiplying, using logs and not listening to the descriptions such as 88, defaming larger ladies then perhaps they would all be more relaxed and pleasant. /s wtf bingo halls used to be the most boring premises in the land, now they are taking chunks out of each other.

16. Awful jokes in this thread

17. Have they released the details of the suspects yet?

18. “ BJs Bingo “ sounds like a good night

    I’ll skip on the near limb removal though

19. I didn’t realise that bingo was now a contact sport

20. ‘One arm gone to ‘eaven….it’s number eleven’.

21. 5 verses 1, 51.

22. You mean former Bingo hall.

23. Bleeding plenty, number 20

24. 62, no arm for you

25. And the UK’s solution? Ban machetes!…

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