Can someone translate this?

Can someone translate this? from Finland

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  1. I didn’t mean to grill this. Fuck. Damn. Go out already won’t ya. Damn. Heh.

    IOW, any message is completely visual.

  2. – I feel like pizza isn’t prepared like this.

    – God damn, unlucky man.

    – Quit it you.

    – Perkele! (grandfather of satan)

    – Vittu (fuck),I didn’t want to grill it, Perkele

    – Extinguish now!

    – Vittu!

    – This shitty baking paper wont extinguish

    – Ahh!

    – Oh, it did extinguish (finally)

    – Perkele..

  3. I don’t think you make a pizza like this. “God damn, unlucky man.” Stop now. Dammit! Fuck! I didn’t want to grill it god dammit. Go out now! Fuck! It’s not going out, this shitty baking paper. Aahh! Well it did go out. Goddamit.

  4. Ok I will try my best. Some parts are relatively “spoken-language-esque” so the translation can differ a bit. Here goes from the start:

    “I feel like pizza isn’t (supposed to be) made like this. God damn. Unlucky man. Quit it already, would you. Perkele (finnish curse word meaning the devil or something like that). (Vi)ttu (the video cuts before the beginning of the word, which means female genitalia, cunt or in this case fuck). I didn’t want to grill it. Perkele. Extinguish already. Fuck. This shitty baking/parchment paper won’t extinguish! AAHH. Okay it did extinguish. Perkele.”

    That’s roughly what the dude in the video says. Feel free to make adjustments or ask if you have any questions!

  5. I feel like this is not how you cook pizza

    Goddamn, unlucky man.

    C’mon, stop it

    Perkele, fuck!

    I didn’t wan’t to grill it perkele!

    Go out!

    Fuck!

    Okay it isn’t going out, this shitty bakery paper

    AAH!

    There we go it went out

    Perkele

    ​

    (It’s a bit rough translation but it’s more or less what he says)

  6. “I have a feeling this is not the correct way to cook a pizza. Unlucky man. Stop it now. I didn’t want to grill it. Perkele! Come on, extinguish already!”

  7. Someting someting pizza. God Damn!.. Perrrkeelee, Vittuu. someting someting paska levin paperi.

    You’re welcome. Captain out .

  8. Hahhah, happened to me once too. Put too much of the “baking paper” or whatever its called in English on the pan and the edge of it got too close to the heating element in the oven and it caught fire. Luckily I was still in the kitchen when it happened and since then I make sure to never leave any edges that extend over the pan :D.

  9. I dont think you make pizza like this
    God dam!
    I didnt want to grill this shit
    Perkele
    I dosnt want to be putt out
    Oh wait it stoped burning
    (Sorry my bad spelling)

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