New Federal Employees Must Now Write Essays Praising Trump’s Policies

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-administration-federal-employees-merit-hiring-plan-2080139

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  6. I’m getting more and more angry the more I see this pathetic excuse for a human beings face.  I just spent $50 more for the same groceries I bought two weeks ago.  WTF??? My mortgage went up by $200 a month, and apparently, my car insurance will increase, too.  This is how your so-called hero of the middle class treats said middle class and down.  You know what, Maga, this is on you and this administration entirely.  Seeing stuff like this every day is not helping me feel anything but rage.  Basically forcing the nation to kiss his ass while he rips it apart.  I have tried to talk sense into you maga and tried to have fair friendly debates to hopefully wake you up, but you know what?  You can’t help stupid.  

  7. According to the article, potential recruits must write multiple 200-word essays expressing applicant’s: “…commitment to the Constitution, and plans to “advance the President’s Executive Orders and policy priorities.””

    That’s a trick question… It’s impossible to do both.

  9. The number of grovelling, incompetent nincompoops filling the ranks of the government will include all manner of infiltrators who will never be uncovered by the boobs around and above them.

    A marginally legible suck up will be all that it takes to circumvent the inherent requirements of a position description.

    Anyone possessing any real competencies with an ounce of integrity will not apply and it will be filled by unqualified suck holes.

  10. Our federal fascist dollars, hard at work creating a whole buttload of brown shirts.

  12. ChatGPT is gonna be busy writing praise letters at Trump’s reading level.

  14. And who is reading all of these? Let me guess? Its an AI because the “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps crowed’s” favorite thing is to out source

  15. I’m comfortable in my job, but it’s tempting to do this just to write a critical essay about Agent Orange and turn it in. The downside is that I would probably be deported to South Sudan afterwards despite being a white guy born in the US.

  16. I’d like to believe high school me could write an essay so dry and satirical they wouldn’t even notice I was clowning them.

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  18. Sick 

    How do we stop this. 

    We need to be more active and more organized. 

    We can’t sit back and watch our country die while they saddle us with sickness, taxes and debt. 

  20. I wonder why stories like this never get discussed in the conservative sub? Oh right, it’s because they haven’t found a way to spin it into a positive so they just bury their head in the sand and pretend it doesn’t exist instead.

  21. He’s more insecure than Kim Jong-Un and twice as stupid.

  22. Soon enough the sycophants in his presence will break out the notebooks, North Korea style, and scribble down all his raving lunacy in real time 

  23. *”Those seeking a job in the federal government will now have to write an essay in support of President Donald Trump’s executive orders, according to a memo from the Office of Personnel Management.”*

    I just can’t say anything good enough to match donald trumps legacy of of unparalleled decision making. His Presidential legacy will stand out and alone amongst all the former Presidents of the United States for what he has done through his decisions. The future will look back on this moment in time and know, only donald trump, as President of the United States could accomplish all that he has done in so short a time that has had a lasting affect on America and the World. Honestly, I am speechless as I write this essay about donald trump, and a moment I’ll remember, always, until my dying day.

  24. Good luck finding people that can praise Trumps policies and can write a 200 words essay.

  25. Doesn’t this go against the 14th amendment. You can not discriminate based on political affiliation.

  28. The majority of White people who have voted: ‘Having fun yet? Thanks for staying home and making excuses not to vote. Deal with this for the next 3+ years.’

    *Of those who voted, 60% of wt males/ 53% of Wt females voted for Trump.*

  29. When I was in the military we were taught not to be partisan of political parties when serving our country. We couldn’t put up signs or stickers during election cycles. Now it’s a requirement of government service to be loyal to Trump. It’s literally an authoritarian regime.

  30. So we can now assume that any new federal employee is also a terrorist anti American scum lord as well?

  31. I’d love to know how the right would react if Obama and Biden admins did this.

    Absolutely deranged.

  32. This is the facism they warned us of. We must now start a general strike

  33. here you go new employees. did it for you:

    **F**or far too long, America suffered from weak leadership, but President Trump’s policies finally prioritized American interests.

    **U**nder his administration, tax reforms empowered businesses and fueled unprecedented economic growth.

    **C**rucially, his tough stance on immigration reinforced national security and upheld the rule of law.

    **K**eeping his promises, he worked tirelessly to renegotiate trade deals that were once unfair to American workers.

    **Y**earning for a stronger military, he ensured our armed forces were better funded and equipped than ever before.

    **O**bviously, his focus on deregulation created a booming environment for innovation and entrepreneurship.

    **U**nlike his predecessors, Trump’s leadership style was unapologetically bold and driven by results, not politics.

  34. “Expressing their commitment to the constitution…”. The document the regime is currently shredding.

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