Average Lisbon experience



by Brosse_Adam

30 comments
  1. They always be bragging about their hills but I have yet to discover one single advantage of mountainous regions

  2. This is Porto. Those crazy fuckers even have elevators outside to deal with the hills!

  3. How netherlander tourists feel when they *conquer* a speed bump.

  4. The hills helped in retaining sovereignty.

    Unfortunately we don’t have any green people at the moment, although I suspect we’re not too far off from hunting tourists with a pickaxe.

  5. Absolute nightmare. Do you know how bad that is for the axle of my caravan?

  6. So it’s a bit like the southern Limburg in the Netherlands?

  7. Nothing to do with the Lisbon but now I have an urge to start playing Warcraft 3 again

  8. All that climbing puts hair on your legs. Which explains the women.

  9. Porto is a very good training before you go hiking.
    I liked the coast when I walked the camino portugues.

    Vila Praia de Ancora, Vila do conde, Viana do castelo were beautiful places.

    Valenca and vila nova de cerveira near the border are also beutiful

  10. Seperates the wheat from the chaff.

    No savages are traversing those hills.

  11. Only fat Americans would complain for a few hills here or there

  12. Porto 🤝 Toledo

    Everyday in one of this cities is a leg day

  13. I go to Portugal every summer to visit my grandpa and my step family there. They used to have this really nice apartment that had an EXTREMELY fucking steep drive way (Portugal moment).

    This was maybe back when I was 9, but what we used to do was go to visit them before we checked in on the hotel the first day of the year when we arrived, and my grandpa used to help us carry our bags to the taxi. On this particular evening, it was really really windy, and my then 80+ something year old alcoholic grandpa suddenly fell backwards, hit his head and started bleeding on the asphalt. I was the only one around him so I had to scream for my dad, plus like I said I was only a little kid so I couldn’t catch him or anything.

    Probably actually one of the most traumatic days in my life. Anyways. GUNS supremacy, fuck PIGS 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪

  14. Saving this for when a clogger tells me to just take a bicycle to work

  15. Take a room at sea level and only be drunk at a hilltop then going back at night is easier.

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