Karoline Levitt ditches cross necklace after Jon Stewart’s brutal joke

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/karoline-leavitt-jon-stewart-daily-show-b2763816.html

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  1. Maybe she will ditch her 70 year old husband if next week Jon Stewart makes fun of him for courting her while she was attending his Sunday school classes.

    Edit: I was informed that I may have been mistaken on a few facts. Karoline Levitt’s husband is not 70 years old. He is 59, which is 32 years her senior seeing that she is 27 years old. She also claimed in a People magazine article that they met two years ago on the campaign trail for either her failed House campaign or trump’s unsuccessfully successfully Presidential campaign. Unfortunately she still hasn’t shown evidence that he wasn’t at one time her 40 year old Sunday school teacher.

  6. Jon Stewart got Crossfire cancelled and Tucker Carlson never wore a bowtie again.

  7. Wow. If this is really because of Jon Stewart, he needs to keep the fuck going.

    I’d like to remind everyone that Jon single-handedly [got CNN’s *Crossfire* cancelled by appearing on the show and utterly eviscerating Tucker Carlson and ~~Glenn Beck~~ Paul Begala (my bad!)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE) (notably, Tucker Carlson hasn’t worn a bowtie since Stewart mocked him for it in the interview), as well as showing up to the [US Capitol to shame Congress into doing something about 9/11 first responders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uYpDC3SRpM).

    This guy is up there with Richard Feynman and Volodimir Zelenskyy on my short list of personal heroes.

    Edit: Glenn Beck -> Paul Begala (sorry, Glenn!)

  8. Remember that scene in Angels and Demons, one of Dan Brown’s papal novels turned into a movie with Tom Hanks where the assassin the cardinal hired tells Hank’s character to be careful because he’s dealing with “ men of God” just before the car the assassin gets into blows up. Sums up Karoline. She can make up a scenario where she is the Christian hero of her story and did it all for God. Zealots are dangerous people

  10. Welp, she’s not a Christian any longer. What a shame. I hope she turns to a life of crime and pornography.

  11. > On Monday night, Stewart skewered Leavitt, saying, “By the way, I think that the more she lies, the bigger her cross gets. Is that possible? It’s like some sort of weird Pinocchio cross.”

  13. Guess Lisandra Vazquez will save some money not having to make all her goofy mock crosses when she makes fun of KKKaroline.

  16. Just honestly shocked she doesn’t have a scar burnt there from it. Vampire Mafia must be stepping up its crucifix diffuser game.

  17. Oh you know even Republicans secretly watch Jon. Mondays are their cheat day.

  18. Jon is one of the best at skewering hypocrites like her.

  19. Wait, she’s 27??? I thought she was in her mid-30s!

  22. I was glad when the comedy master is back, even if for only a day a week.

  23. >Leavitt, 27, told the Christian Broadcasting Network earlier this year that “My faith is incredibly important to me, I would argue, now more than ever, being in a role that is very demanding and at times controversial, and there’s a lot of public pressure and discussion online about who you are and your family.”

    >She added that “it could be difficult for someone who doesn’t have faith, but with faith, all things are possible.”

    All things are possible! Except telling the truth, or being a decent human being. Those are right out.

    Fuck, I just realized she probably got the job because he saw her on TV somewhere wearing a big necklace with a T on it.

  24. You shouldn’t need to wear a massive cross necklace. If you are a Christian, your actions will show it. Not your jewelry.

  26. You know that whole bit about “Republicans won’t abandon conservatism, they’ll abandon Democracy”?

    Turns out it didn’t go far enough.

  32. > “it could be difficult for someone who doesn’t have faith, but with faith, all things are possible.”

    So jot that down.

  33. These snowflakes are soooo sensitive. Cant make a joke anymore because of the snowflakes. /s

  34. There is a lot of room for interpretation within Christianity, but anyone who supports trump is not a Christian.

  36. The part about “bearing false witness,” in the article should be heard by all. That’s her entire job description, yet she calls herself a Christian.

  37. He also made fun of Musks black eye. If Musk gets rid of that too any time soon i will beliebe Jon is some kind of god.

  39. Good. Her cross was a joke. All of trump’s staff are damned anyway no matter how many crosses they wear

  40. It was at this moment she bravely stood up for her sincere and honest devotion to the teachings of Christ. This was no prop, no phony virtue signaling to rubes! Oh wait she got caught being the complete fraud she is. She sounds like she’s reading a book report to the class, poorly.

    Lisandra Vasquez has been mocking Ms Legally Blonde Goebbels for awhile now. I urge anyone who despises this little Nazi to check out Ms Vasquez’s mocking her brilliantly Don’t get me wrong Jon Stewart is a National Treasure. He’s done more for this country than any of these low rent clowns could ever dream of.

  41. >Leavitt, 27, told the Christian Broadcasting Network earlier this year that “My faith is incredibly important to me, I would argue, now more than ever, being in a role that is very demanding and at times controversial, and there’s a lot of public pressure and discussion online about who you are and your family.”

    >She added that “it could be difficult for someone who doesn’t have faith, but with faith, all things are possible.”

    Does she think the sin of lying doesn’t apply to her?

    I looked up her wiki; she’s apparently Catholic. I hope she’s going to confession on a weekly basis with the amount of bullshit she spews from her mouth.

  42. Ridicule is one of the most effective tools against fascists.

  43. Her now suddenly ditching it just makes it even funnier.

  44. Anyone see the clip of Levitt freaking out over having to stand near a black security guard? Like she too racist to stand within 7 feet of an African American. Amazing cast of characters in our most important offices.

  45. Btw, she brought her baby to her wedding, which I couldn’t care less about, except this is the sort of thing that evangelicals used to fucking cancel people over.

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