“Kids these days can’t afford a home or have kids because they are buying too many bananas like a bunch of banana eating elitists. Next on Fox News. . .”
So throw the banana at him already. OR. I can’t hear you man, there’s a banana in my ear.
Throw Hook Reel
She even bought a banana for scale.
Nuckin Futnick…
But they worked so hard to build a Banana Republic here in the US. /jk
They should start work on a banana factory immediately
They would have to be grown indoors with artificial light will be spending 7 or 8 bucks on a banana
Lutnick is a fucking jackass.
Commerce. Secretary.
Make Banana Great Again
Nutlick is the worst. I cannot stand the guy whatsoever.
Not with that attitude
We could turn abandoned Walmarts into banana nurseries.
Bananas are primarily GROWN commercially in Hawaii and Florida within the United States. Other areas with banana cultivation include Texas, Louisiana, California, Arizona, and some coastal states like South Carolina and North Carolina. While less common, some individuals also grow bananas in other areas with suitable climates, like parts of the Midwest and even in places like New Jersey and Connecticut.
Again, I assumed this was an Onion post. Again, I’m unfortunately wrong. This guy is a BOZO.
nutlick loves the orange banana
This reminds me of that time the US took down a democratic government to fight communism
What so the banana is $10.80 now Michael?
Howard Lutnick is Harry Ellis from Die Hard.
Hans, bubby. I’m your white knight.
I mean if you wanna ration bananas out. Build them bananas in the US.
This nutlick guy is dumb isn’t he?
There’s a lot of things we can’t grow here not just banana, like coffee and mangoes.
Back away banana breath, what the heck did you just build, a banana?
I love Dean. She was my Congressional representative when I lived in PA.
They ask me “ sir, how did you learn so little about bananas?” They’ve never seen anything like it. The best built bananas.
These people are so fucking stupid.
From farming bananas to building bananas. Licknut is a useful idiot.
The trail of idiots keeps getting longer and longer.
Not with that attitude!
If these Gen X kids would stop making banana shakes, they could afford to rent a studio apartment for $2500/month!
Only the best people.
How are all these absolute morons also billionaires? Do you have to be stupid to be rich? I’m willing to kill more brain cells.
How the fk do you BUILD banana in America? New secret formula by Nutlick?
Maybe, let global warming happen. We cannot grow bananas now. But in 25-30 years we have a chance.
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We literally put businesses in charge of countries over this!?
That’s my congresswoman!!!
If you build in America there will be no tariff, but the price will still go up.
[“When I win I will immediately bring prices down starting on day 1”.](https://youtube.com/shorts/APr8xm9ief8)
It’s like day 136, still waiting…
Promises made, promises broken.
“*I’ll build the best banana trees – big, beautiful bananas trees everywhere you look – and make the Democrats pay for them.*”
https://preview.redd.it/m0dwns4rl65f1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f361511b79e59264ead2259a761719341ffab87
i bet the plan is taking over these countries, so it’s all domestic production….
:'(
Believe it or not, [Iceland is growing bananas.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_production_in_Iceland) Just mentioning this as TIL.
Bananas about to become the new avocados.
“Kids these days can’t afford a home or have kids because they are buying too many bananas like a bunch of banana eating elitists. Next on Fox News. . .”
So throw the banana at him already. OR. I can’t hear you man, there’s a banana in my ear.
Throw Hook Reel
She even bought a banana for scale.
Nuckin Futnick…
But they worked so hard to build a Banana Republic here in the US. /jk
They should start work on a banana factory immediately
They would have to be grown indoors with artificial light will be spending 7 or 8 bucks on a banana
Lutnick is a fucking jackass.
Commerce. Secretary.
Make Banana Great Again
Nutlick is the worst. I cannot stand the guy whatsoever.
Not with that attitude
We could turn abandoned Walmarts into banana nurseries.
Bananas are primarily GROWN commercially in Hawaii and Florida within the United States. Other areas with banana cultivation include Texas, Louisiana, California, Arizona, and some coastal states like South Carolina and North Carolina. While less common, some individuals also grow bananas in other areas with suitable climates, like parts of the Midwest and even in places like New Jersey and Connecticut.
Again, I assumed this was an Onion post. Again, I’m unfortunately wrong. This guy is a BOZO.
nutlick loves the orange banana
This reminds me of that time the US took down a democratic government to fight communism
What so the banana is $10.80 now Michael?
Howard Lutnick is Harry Ellis from Die Hard.
Hans, bubby. I’m your white knight.
I mean if you wanna ration bananas out. Build them bananas in the US.
This nutlick guy is dumb isn’t he?
There’s a lot of things we can’t grow here not just banana, like coffee and mangoes.
Back away banana breath, what the heck did you just build, a banana?
I love Dean. She was my Congressional representative when I lived in PA.
They ask me “ sir, how did you learn so little about bananas?” They’ve never seen anything like it. The best built bananas.
These people are so fucking stupid.
From farming bananas to building bananas. Licknut is a useful idiot.
The trail of idiots keeps getting longer and longer.
Not with that attitude!
If these Gen X kids would stop making banana shakes, they could afford to rent a studio apartment for $2500/month!
Only the best people.
How are all these absolute morons also billionaires? Do you have to be stupid to be rich? I’m willing to kill more brain cells.
How the fk do you BUILD banana in America? New secret formula by Nutlick?
Maybe, let global warming happen. We cannot grow bananas now. But in 25-30 years we have a chance.
So not tariff bananas in 25-30.
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