Cocaine worth £302m found in Southampton is ‘largest in UK’ Tags:United Kingdom 13 comments The cocaine itself is the largest? Are we snorting sugar cubes now? All the kids call it “hail stoning”… I once found a fresh 8th of weed in a discarded tobacco pouch in a beer garden. Best day of my life. The evidence store will be bulging with £290m worth of cocaine in it In other news, Michael Gove seen wandering the streets of Southampton after losing his briefcase. That reminded me of the time when one of my best friends at school had their dad banged up when their big cocaine ring was broken in the early 80′. Subsequently his mum was banged up after smuggling through JFK. Didn’t see much of him after that :/ Wait till they search the toilets at Westminster palace Wonder how much the border force stops as a percentage, last I saw London alone was boshing a Billion quids worth a year Southampton to host the next Tory conference. This is a regular occurrence at Southampton due to it being a major port. Every few months there will another major haul. We need to just legalise cocaine at this point. There’ll be another £302m arriving tonight anyway. as if the energy crisis wasn’t bad enough, now our cocaine prices are gonna skyrocket too Michael Gove and David Warburton are finally going to take the cost of living crisis seriously now it’s going to affect them. Thats ~2.5% of the cocaine consumed by the UK in a year, enough to supply the people and politicians of London for over 5 months. What happened to the bananas that’s what I want to know, those things don’t grow on trees. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
The cocaine itself is the largest? Are we snorting sugar cubes now? All the kids call it “hail stoning”…
That reminded me of the time when one of my best friends at school had their dad banged up when their big cocaine ring was broken in the early 80′. Subsequently his mum was banged up after smuggling through JFK. Didn’t see much of him after that :/
Wonder how much the border force stops as a percentage, last I saw London alone was boshing a Billion quids worth a year
Southampton to host the next Tory conference. This is a regular occurrence at Southampton due to it being a major port. Every few months there will another major haul.
Michael Gove and David Warburton are finally going to take the cost of living crisis seriously now it’s going to affect them.
Thats ~2.5% of the cocaine consumed by the UK in a year, enough to supply the people and politicians of London for over 5 months.
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The cocaine itself is the largest? Are we snorting sugar cubes now? All the kids call it “hail stoning”…
I once found a fresh 8th of weed in a discarded tobacco pouch in a beer garden. Best day of my life.
The evidence store will be bulging with £290m worth of cocaine in it
In other news, Michael Gove seen wandering the streets of Southampton after losing his briefcase.
That reminded me of the time when one of my best friends at school had their dad banged up when their big cocaine ring was broken in the early 80′.
Subsequently his mum was banged up after smuggling through JFK. Didn’t see much of him after that :/
Wait till they search the toilets at Westminster palace
Wonder how much the border force stops as a percentage, last I saw London alone was boshing a Billion quids worth a year
Southampton to host the next Tory conference.
This is a regular occurrence at Southampton due to it being a major port. Every few months there will another major haul.
We need to just legalise cocaine at this point. There’ll be another £302m arriving tonight anyway.
as if the energy crisis wasn’t bad enough, now our cocaine prices are gonna skyrocket too
Michael Gove and David Warburton are finally going to take the cost of living crisis seriously now it’s going to affect them.
Thats ~2.5% of the cocaine consumed by the UK in a year, enough to supply the people and politicians of London for over 5 months.
What happened to the bananas that’s what I want to know, those things don’t grow on trees.