2WE4U Total War factions (COMPLETED)

by Strong-Clothes4993

23 comments
  1. I can understand why you would want to leave out vikings in a ffa war. Call us when you want to play without support wheels.

  2. You’re going the savage american way by including exclusively bavarian stereotypes for germany.

    We have so much more to offer.

    The Dresdener Dunkeldeutsche

    Schleswiger Fischköpp

    Ruhrpottler

    *shudder* Berliner “Artist”

    Frankfurter Drug-addicts and so on.

  3. Gods, I hate Britons, my father hated them too – before they knocked out his teeth.

  4. I also commented when you posted the incomplete version (that was a while ago).

    But once again, I have to say that a Luigi who makes a ‘Brites de Almeida’ reference is truly worthy of being a descendant of Ancient Romans.

    As a reward, I shall refrain from mocking you for losing 3–0 to Norway.

  5. That Greek card is pure gold… Good job pal, very well done 👍

  6. Man, you could have weaponized Carapils wielding Barakis and you chose some boring shit like ‘European technocrats’. What a wasted opportunity.

  7. Can’t wait for the “Northern crusades” DLC with the Scandinavian nations.

  8. Dope work hehe ! I’d play that game.

    Jan is over powered unless attacked by Pierre or Hans early game. Pedro is unplayable unless you rush to Balearic Waiters.

    Barry will have pretty impressive rock pile at some point so there’s that. They do need a bonus in defence once it’s completed.

  9. The Barries disturb the gods! They burn the pubs, they take what is ours: wives, children, land. And the Barries talk of how they will help us and protect us. They put us to sleep with golden heroin… When we wake, all we had is gone, stolen! They take our sons and turn them into little Barries, pah! So we fight to keep what is ours, what must stay ours! There can be no peace, no peace with Barries. Men of balconies, rockpiles and lies!

    There can be only war!

  10. Barry: gets oddly protective about his fish for some reason.

  11. > Brites de Almeida

    Ok, I was not expecting that. Luigi has been doing his homework.

  12. NL:

    +35% efficiency per capita

    A capita iss 100k people, we got 18 million people = 180 capita

    Best case, NL gets +6300% efficiency

    Worst case, ‘only’ 243% efficiency

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