Always denying it

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1. We scared of you women seeing us peaceful before you ask us to do something 😄

2. I am not!

   Sorry, yeah, I read your post…

3. *prod, prod*

   Who? What?

   Nah, I don’t think so.

4. Quality checking my eyelids for holes

5. I was just relaxing my eyes and my breathing.

6. Dad in church: *Just resting my eyes* – until he wakes up with a loud snort – Classic

7. Because it scares the passengers

8. Me “Hey I was watching that!”

   Her “your show finished an hour ago”

9. We didn’t.

10. What’s the best way to get your wife’s attention?

    Take a nap

11. Sorry, what was that?

12. Everyday the world tells me I’m not a man lol.

    Just like my pop

13. I was checking for leaks in my eyelids.

14. Her: turns off the telly…

    Me: hey I was watching that, it’s the last episode…

    Her: it’s morning babes.

    Me: ^well ^I ^was ^still ^watching ^it.

15. I didn’t doze off. I was just resting my eyes.

16. It’s the pillow coming towards the our face!

17. Because if i show a minute of peace ill be asked to do something.

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